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Rihanna may be famous for something more than her vocals. According to Star magazine Chris Brown has recorded a sex tape with her and he is thinking about releasing it to the public. I seem to be an expert in celebrity sex tapes so if this thing comes to surface I am willing to bet my left nut that it will be bought by Red Light Productions and it will sell for anywhere between $15- $20 million.

This, just like Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson is a sex tape that I would definitely buy. I didn’t bother with the Kim Kardashian sex tape because it is about 45 minutes of some black dude getting a BJ. If this sex tape ever does surface, which is doubtful, then it would probably get all of Rihanna’s songs pulled from Radio Disney. But who knows. They still play that Cheetah Girls shit after a booty shot from one of the girl surfaced on the internet. And Vanessa Anne Hudgens is still being played on that station even though she posed nude for a picture intended for Zac Efron leaked onto the internet. I don’t know why I am talking about Disney. Probably because it is more likely that they will play Rihanna’s Umbrella 3 times this day instead of the porno hitting the net in the next 3 years.

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Charles Manson is old- IDLYITW

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Hope Dworaczyk is in Playboy- Geno’s World

Valentino is dark- popbytes

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Cuteness unplugged- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

LiLo needs work- notorious news

Rihanna has been playing the victim for some time now. And rightfully so. But last night when Rihanna was leaving Les Deux nightclub in L.A. she was pulled over by the cops. For some reason or another Rihanna is incapable of driving herself and when she was pulled over it was her driver that had to answer questions by the po. The reason for them being pulled over was no front license plate and tinted windows.

I can understand the tinted windows bu I am not sure why they didn’t have a front license plate. I am assuming this is some sort of car service and that the vehicle didn’t actually belong to Rihanna. The question is, why the fuck is she out partying anyway? Is she such an attention whore that she would rather go out and get photographed by the paparazzi and face awkward questions from total strangers about hooking back up with Chris Brown instead of staying low key until the trial blows over? That does it for me. If she is gonna get her ass kicked and then hook back up with the same guy and then go out and party as if nothing happened then fuck her. My feeling sorry for her has officially ended. Don’t get me wrong. I still want to see Chris Brown do years in prison for the incident, but I could care less what happens to Rihanna now.

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Brit Brit and K-Fed are falling in love again- yeeeah

Jessica Alba has a killer ass- I Don’t Want Your Life

Carrie Underwood has a pink ass- Drunken Stepfather

American Idol is rigged. Well maybe not- IDLYITW

How to lose friends and alienate people looks like a funny movie- Holy Moly

Even Lindsay Lohan is getting heckled- IBBB

Octomom can’t catch a break- Geno’s World

The Tudors are back. Fuck yea! – popbytes

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Jewel likes being a snaggletooth- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears doesn’t know how to write- notorious news

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp, they started feeling sorry for each other and they hooked back up. They even recorded a duet together. Now Rihanna flew to New York to hang out with some of her other music mogul friends while chris Brown stayed back in L.A. to record a cd that no one on earth is going to buy. Sources say that Chris is just obsessed with his music and that is why he didn’t make the trip.

Truth be told, if he ever showed his facein the presence of Jay-Z and other music stars, they would probably beat the shit out of him. That and the fact that Rihanna is probably sick and tired of dating someone who looks like they are 15 years old. You know I have been in a similar situation before. I have had to smack around hos now and then. Give em’ my 2 cents. Put them in their place. And the result was unquestioned loyalty and total service on their part. Get me a lemonade was no longer a request but a direct order. And in the end, we were both better for it. So watch out Chris Brown. Don’t let your little slave escape to NYC where her music friends will fill her head with ideas of liberalism and freedum. Keep that bitch under your thumb.

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Everyone is ugly next to Doutzen Kroes- IDLYITW

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Hayden Panettiere is a pig- I Don’t Want Your Life

Reese Witherspoon is off the market? Doubt it- yeeeah

Amber Le Bon is a model- IDLYITW

Guy Ritchie has moved on from Madonna- Celeb News Wire

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Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

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