Plastic Surgery
What a Difference Two Years Makes
Sep 26th
It’s okay to hate Ashlee Simpson. Say what you want about how poseurish her whole black hair, punk days were; I agree. Insist that you hate her music and her voice; again, I agree. Recall how idiotic her little jig dance was on Saturday Night Live after she exposed herself as a lip-syncher and got nervous; very true–she looked ridiculous. But let me tell you what she managed to do that I admire–Ashlee became pretty.
Ashlee’s new album’s promotional pics have just been released, and I have to hand it to her–the girl has done well with her new look. Her surgeon really is to be commended. As well, her stylist has brought back her blonde hair and softened her look. Her smaller nose and softer look render her very feminine, and gone is her whole fake-punk, tough-girl look and act. Dare I say it? Ashlee is hot! That is something I thought I’d never say a couple of years ago. Check out the additional new promotional pics below.
Rose McGowan Looks 60
Sep 21st
I believe Rose McGowan is the only celebrity whose plastic surgery resulted in her looking older as opposed to younger. Rose is only 34 but that eye job has her looking like she could be the slightly younger sister of Blanche the on Golden Girls who shows up in Miami and battles it out with Blanche for men. I mean seriously, she looks OLD!
Apparently Hollywood execs are not enjoying her new face either, and it supposedly cost her a major movie role as well.
I’m really marveling at how such a beautiful girl can turn into what looks like the spawn of Michael Jackson and Dixie Carter. I guess cheek implants and an eye lift can do that to a person. Strange, with all the money that she spent on her face overhaul, Miss Lennox cannot help to notice that she could have at least spent $600 to have her yellow teeth whitened! Well anyway, below you can compare pre-surgery pics of Rose to additional ones of her from this past weekend.
The Crazy Train Rides Again!
Sep 7th
While “Rock of Love” on VH1 seemed to promise Miss Lennox a bevy of classless blowjob queens, it actually has failed to produce. The girls on “Rock of Love” just don’t possess the same trash factor of the “Flavor of Love”/”Charm School girls.” So you can imagine how excited I am that “I Love New York 2″ is premiering on October 8th on VH1!
Miss New York is the Queen of Trash and is definitely good for about 237 unreasonable outburts, a ton of sloppy kissing and repulsive groaning, plus Sister Patterson (a.k.a. Miss New York’s Mama) is back again! This lady is crazier than her daughter, and yes that is possible.
As well, Miss Lennox observes in these pictures from the 1st episode that Miss New York’s boob job is settling in nicely and she seems to have lost some of the weight that she obviously gained during “I Love New York.” Also, Sister Patterson finally has found a wig that will cover her gargantuan forehead. Very nice ladies, very nice.
Here’s to another classless season of the show!
Jenna Does Anorexia
Aug 16th
If I had to guess, I’d say that skeletal Jenna Jameson was caught here in this photo trying to bang the crazy-as-shit out of her head. Or, maybe she’s gone to her happy place full of otherwise verboten calories. Whatever the case, I’m damn disappointed. Anorexia should be reserved for worthless starlets, not porn stars. I could care less if Nicole Richie throws up so much that she eventually loses the boobs I was never interested in anyway. But as far as I’m concerned the star of Cum One Cum All and Briana Loves Jenna should always look like a goddamn blow-up doll and not Skeletor.
I am quite disappointed.
