Pink
Pink Is Off The Market, Again
May 15th
Recently, it was reported that Pink is bi-sexual, but I think she denied it and then went back to her ex-husband  Carey Hart to prove that she is a fan of cock. She actually doesn’t even like this guy. She sung about him in the song “So What”. In fact I think the entire song is about him and how she doesn’t like him. I don’t know why she sticks with a dude she doesn’t like. I guess cause she is extreme and a rebel.
This would be sad news that a celebrity is off the market again, but I think, not think, know Pink is ugly and I could care less if she is off or on the market. She talked about her story and the on-again/off-again relationship with Ellen DeGeneres and though ellen kept a stiff upper lip you know she went backstage and cried that a possible lesbian is back with her husband. You know Ellen wants some hot 3 way action with Pink and Portia DeRossi.
If I were her I would want that too. Except the whole Ellen thing. She can hit the road. Actually no, she could fetch me vitamin water, cause I need the fluids to be flowin’ to have the energy to pop Portia and Pink multiple times in the same night. You see? ellen does have a purpose in this world.
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Pink’s Open Marriage Failing? Really?
Oct 23rd
Wow, I am in absolute shock that Pink and hubby Carey Hart are seemingly on the outs. Because it is just so unfair to poor Carey that he is forced by marriage to keep his dick in his pants for five seconds when Pink’s not around, they apparently agreed on a “Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell” policy for their marriage. With the very foundation of marriage–monogamy!–not part of their plan, yeah, I’m totally amazed that their “commitment” to one another is being challenged.
The NY Post reports:
“Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. ‘Divorce is just around the corner,’ says our mole.’Carey has this one blonde in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!’ Stupid girl, indeed.”
I could graphically describe what torture I would exert upon my boyfriend’s penis if he asked me for free reign to stick it in anything he wants when I am at work. And that torture would be multiplied by 100x if it were my husband. The fact that Pink originally agreed to the whole open marriage thing is despicable and desperate. But, then again, this is the woman who proposed to her boyfriend instead of vice-versa. Here in the genteel South, sweetie, a woman proposing to her boyfriend just does not happen. Gross.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m feeling awfully motivated to go explain to my boyfriend how his penis would look great in an Iron Maiden if he ever asked me about an open relationship . . .
