Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul Was Fooled
Apr 30th
Paula Abdul is pretty famous but she is definitely not famous for being smart. A drunken judge and a total snob yes, smart,no. So it is not surprising to hear that she was fooled by Sacha Baron Cohen during the filming of his new comedy Bruno. There is no word on what words were actually exchanged between to two celebrities, but I am willing to bet my left nut that it was funny as hell.
One prediction about the interview, Paula made gay people looks like demons and Bruno busted out a dildo sometime during the conversation. Not that Paula needed anymore of those. She already has an epic collection. Even one that she carries with her that doubles as a whiskey flask.
Paula Abdul May Be Leaving American Idol
Dec 12th
Paula Abdul has been telling a lot of people lately that she is very unhappy with her spot on American Idol. According to a source close to Abdul she says Paula is, “all but done.” They just hired a new judge for the show which I do not remember the name of but I am curious as to how four judges will make a decisive decision on who goes through to who gets the axe. It’s four, they could tie. Rumors have been circulating since announcing who the new judge will be that Simon Cowell will actually be making the final decision on who makes the cut.
I seriously doubt that Paula being dissatisfied with the show has anything to do with her leaving. She is a very erratic woman and a notorious drunkard. I am sure once they got the new judge Paula got booted from the show but told her that she can make it look like she quit. Paula has a reality show and a jewelry line so her sources are saying she is not hurting for money. But I have never seen a girl wearing jewelry that has Paula’s name on it and reality shows are here and gone before they can even bring in viewers to make it successful. Paula says her main beef is with Simon Cowell. She says, ” he’s like a family member you can not get rid of.” Let’s face it, Simon Cowell doesn’t drink and that is the reason why Paula is pissed at him. At an AI after party Paula asked Simon if he could get her a new champagne cocktail and he brought her a green tea instead. Paula was treated at the hospital for glass cuts from the shattered cup in her hand.
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Demi Lovato is doomed- yeeeah
Zac Efrom and Vanessa Anne Hudgens in a porn shop! – Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Nicole Richie is cutting an album- notorious news
Ashlee Simpson is bringing chin back- I Don’t Want Your Life
Sandra Bullock has a new movie- Geno’s World
Hayden Panettiere has a foot fetish- The Bastardly
Someone Out There Loves Paula Abdul
Jan 16th
True story: I once woke up to an ex-boyfriend who snuck into my house using a copy he made of the key he gave back to me. He kissed me on the cheek to wake me up and I thought it was my current boyfriend. Imagine my surprise. Well, multiply that creep factor tenfold and I think you may be getting at how stalkerish the dude serenading Paula Abdul was on American Idol this last night. This guy makes my ex look like a pussycat. I mean had he broken into my house he would have cut me into pieces . . . then “caulked” me. . . .
