Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul is Stunned
Sep 11th
I have mixed feelings aobut Ellen DeGeneres replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol. I mean I think they are both cute but sometimes I find myself wrestling with the idea of which one I would rather fuck. I guess Elle. Cause she would hate it. But usually when my penis can not make a decision it just goes back to what it has always known. Miranda Kerr.
Sources close to Paula Abdul say she was “stunned” and “shocked” that they had already found a replacement for her on AI.Also, in case you were wondering no they did not tell everyone at fox who was going to be the replacement in fear of it leaking to the public. Instead Ellen DeGeneres got to do herself the honors of announcing her judgeship on her daytime television show. I am sure since the announcement was made Paula did an Olympic dive into a pile of prescription medications and booze. She will get over it though. Well maybe not but at least she’ll be good and blitzed so she doesn’t have to feel embarrassed.
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It’s Official: Paula Abdul is Leaving American Idol
Aug 5th
Now it is official. Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. And in some small way, she will be missed. Her standing up and dancing to songs no matter how terrible they sounded will forever be burned into my memory. At the end of the day it comes down to dollars and cents. She was asking for $20 million a year for her to stay on the show and the Idol producers were only offering a 30% raise. Apparently this chick only made $2 million a year all the way back from the beginning.
I also know that Paula has had some alcohol problems in the past and I loved tuning in to see if she had some booze in her system both during the audition phase and during the actual contest stage. Simon Cowell inked a deal worth $145 million a year and Ryan Seacrest inked a $40 million 3 year deal with the show. I personally think that the Idol producers were thinking about giving her the boot when they hired Kara DioGuardi but Paula and her reps are insisting that she made the choice to leave all on her own.
Paula took things to her Twitter account saying, ” With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day one become an international phenomenon.” I wouldn’t go all the way to say that she helped the show in any way but I guess that is a delusion of grandeur. So long Paula! Have a drink on me! See you… never anywhere again.
Paula Abdul is Worthless
Jul 20th
A lot of people are talking about how Simon Cowell is making serious bank being a judge on American Idol. Let’s face it. People tune in to see him. He is the cruelest judge and therefore the most entertaining. He is now making and estimated $145 mil for his time on Idol. Of course I am not sure how many season that includes. And now it is being reported that Ryan Seacrest signed a 3 year deal for a handsome $45 mil.
Paula however, is left out in the cold. She tells even the shittiest singers that they were great and that she loves them and that is not necessarily what viewers want to see. Kara DioGuardi was a little bit rougher on the contestants so if Paula walks she is TOTALLY replaceable. Paula at the end of the day is pissed that she is getting paid a measly $2-3 mil a year when the host, not even a judge, is making more than triple that. Filming for the next season starts Aug.6 so she has little time to hammer out a new contract. TMZ is speculating that she will ask for something around $4.5 mil a year. Does she deserve it? Speak up in our comments section.
Links that are without contract
John Mayer is a douche- IDLYITW
Kevin Jonas proves he has a sex drive- Allie Is Wired
Condaleeza Rice nude pic? Doubtful- Drunken Stepfather
John Mayer is narcissistic- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
LiLo got a job- IDLYITW
Paula Abdul Was A Junkie
May 5th
In a new interview with Ladies’ Home Journal Paula Abdul admits to using a drug more powerful than morphine to kill pain in her neck she got when she was 17 years old. Apparently she was just fine doing Idolall drugged up until she entered rehab during Thanksgiving last year. Basically she chose the worst format to tell people about drug addiction. I mean really what kind of weirdo goes to Ladies Home Journal to talk about drugs?
I think this sets a terrible example for kids across the country and she should be booted from American Idol immediately. Of course that won’t happen but a guy can dream. I am sure she is making these statements so people will feel sorry for her, but really it is just an opportunity to get some free press for her piece of shit song “I’m Just Here For The Music.” I am sure because of her whoring on American Idol the song will be a top downloaded song on iTunes but I wouldn’t know because I would rather listen to two cats fucking on a chalkboard than to subject my ears to one of Paula Abdul’s “songs.”
Links that aren’t 80′s has-beens
Courteney Cox Is A Good Friend- IDLYITW
Ed Westwick guest starring on Californication – Amy Grindhouse
Heather Graham is a cowboy- Drunken Stepfather
Amy Winehouse is too busy getting crunk to get treatment- Celeb News Wire
Kristin Cavallari is still relevant- I Don’t Want Your Life
Victoria Principal is the next Phil Spector- yeeeah
Kelly Brook is back – IDLYITW
New York has a job? – Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
George Clooney defends Rande Gerber- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Elizabeth Edwards speaks out- Geno’s World
Madonna is trying to be racy. Awww, isn’t that cute. – popbytes
R.I.P. Dom Deluise- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lady GaGa is see through- notorious news
