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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are Swapping STD’s Again
Aug 12th
Not too long ago Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt called it quits on their relationship. Apparently Paris got sick of having sex in bathrooms of night clubs and sucking face in public. But now she is back with Doug Reinhardt, as of a few weeks ago. Doug Reinhardt looks like a cool guy, not the typical douche bag that socialites like Paris Hilton usually dates.
Usually at or around this time I get very jealous and don’t want Paris Hilton dating anyone but me. As sweet as it would be to fuck her, I know in real life that I wouldn’t even if I had the chance because I am not a big fan of little crabs crawling around on my balls and causing me to scratch them until I bleed. However, if Doug likes bumps on his wee-wee from Paris’ hoo-ha, then no one can really stop him.
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Don’t be Mistaken, Paris Hilton is a Stupid Slut
Jul 24th
Paris Hilton has a new documentary on MTV called Paris, Not France and in it she claims that her being a stupid slut is all an act and that she makes a lot of money at doing just that. Problem is, she comes across as a stupid slut in the documentary. Is it all an act? Is she fooling us all by CONSTANTLY acting stupid, and slutty, or a stupid slut.
She claims she makes a lot of money doing what she does. Which is nothing. The thing is, the only thing she has made money at, besides her show My New BFFis pretty much only her sex tape. And that was her in all her sluttiness glory. And then, when you think she doesn’t get any sluttier, another one comes out. I will never understand how the intelligent and driven Nicky Hilton ever shared a fetus with this broad.
Links that have slept with at least 200 people in their lifetime
Something for the ladies- IDLYITW
Mila Jovovich is still alive- Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Connelly and Rosario Dawson are in bikinis- Celeb News Wire
What the fuck happened to Rihanna’s hair?- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Megan Fox is doing some promotion- IDLYITW
Paris Hilton Is A Hypocrite
May 28th
Paris Hilton. She loves many things. But The Hillsis not one of them. She actually had the balls to say, ” The show is,like, so lame and fake. He [ Doug Reinhardt] doesn’t even want to be a part of it.” Here is Paris Hilton the fakest chick in the world saying that she doesn’t like The Hills. I just always assumed this whole time that the shows main audience was people just like Paris Hilton.
She also says that she has never watched the show but that is bullshit because that is where she found her most recent boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. If he wasn’t famous in some small way, Paris would have NOTHING to do with him. In fact, I heard once that when Paris is single, she spends most of her time looking for boyfriends on IMDB.com. Kind of like a match.com for the wealthy.
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Links that are faker than Pamela Anderson’s bejublees
Brooke Hogan. Still trying harder than anyone else to be famous- IDLYITW
Hilary Duff. Cause she’s hot- Drunken Stepfather
Katie Holmes needs sex- Celeb News Wire
Two d-listers get engaged- Amy Grindhouse
haylie Duff looks uglier after the nose job- yeeeah
Jessica Biel has a nice dumper- I Don’t Want Your Life
Adam Lambert. Is he gay? Isn’t he? Yea, he’s gay- IDLYITW
Rihanna to testify in court in Chris Brown case- notorious news
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are too good for Britain’s Got Talent- Holy Moly
The future of The Hills- IBBB
Lauren Conrad thinks she’s interesting- Allie Is Wired
Kris Allen and Adam Lambert discuss the upcoming Idol tour- Geno’s World
Viva La Viral- mashup- popbytes
Freddie Prinze Jr. found work! – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Paris Hilton Got Booted Off A Boat For Being A Slut
May 25th
If you have been paying attention to the tabloids lately, then you know Paris Hilton is totally gaga over her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The two sluts have been slutting it up everywhere. The most recent incident happened on a friends yacht at Cannes. What the fuck is up with Cannes anyway? Does that shit just last forever, and when you attend and are a celebrity you get a free yacht. Every single story going on in the media takes place on a yacht.
Anyway, Paris and Doug weren’t on board for long because when her and her boyfriend took their make-out sessions to the next level and went to the bathroom, apparently to have sex, the friend Dave who invited Paris spotted them and booted her off the boat. Apparently the entire ship including the captain erupted in applause when the two exited the vessel. That is a bunch of bullshit though. No one applauded.
It is also being reported that when the captain pulled away from the shore the captain mooned Paris and screamed, ” Paris is a poopy pants! She likes to make stinky!” Yea he probably didn’t say that either, but hey, it’s rumor.
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