Pamela Anderson

Time to get real(ity).

Pam Andserson gets REAL

Looks like Pamela Anderson is getting her own reality show. There’s nothing more real than former Playboy nude model with 38WTF tits, if you ask me. Reality is about to kick fake tv in the face and grope his little sister while he cries, baby. And now links so REAL you can taste it in the back of your throat like a peppercorn from last night’s dinner. BAM!

Pamela Anderson’s Face Ages Naturally

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Seriously y’all, when I saw these photos of Pamela Anderson from the opening of Koi in Vegas over the weekend, I froze. And it wasn’t her cleavage I was contemplating. It was the lack of plastic surgery to Pam’s face as she’s aged. Take a good look at all the expression lines on her face. All the crows feet and forehead lines that could be Botoxed away, the smile lines that could easily be filled with Juvaderm, the dark circles that could be erased with tear trough implants . . . all of these cosmetic interventions are available to a millionaire who has made her career on her looks, yet she doesn’t do any of that to her face. Instead, she ages naturally.

It’s really amazing to me because 10 years ago Pamela Anderson is the one person I would have put money on looking like Jocelyn Wilderstern come 2007 when she turned 40. But she’s letting nature take its course and showing the world what the face of 40 really looks like. And, thus for the first time ever I am able to look past her joke boobs and see that there may just be more to her than that.
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