Jennifer Aniston is an old hag and Owen Wilson is a wanna be young guy who is a suicidal pussy. Therefore, these two are perfect for each other. But if that means not only onepost per day on Jennifer Aniston and her career spiraling down the drain and instead have twoposts per day to talk about Aniston and Wilson’s career’s going down the drain, then I will be very upset.

Jennifer Aniston recently had an interview with USA Today to talk about a new movie,no, a new appearance on a television show, no, how she is an attention whore and no matter how many times she tells the press that she doesn’t want all the paparazzi attention she is lying, oh yes, that must be it. Jennifer had this to say, ” I feel like telling people, ‘ You know what, it’s none of your [ insert expletive here] business!’” Poor Jennifer. Well not really. I heard that Playboy can launch a struggling career. Just my advice.

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Links that have a career of their own

Britney Spears pisses off PETA- Allie Is Wired

Pamela Anderson loses her pants. I am happy- yeeeah

Blake Fielder is a drug addicted jailbird. But a smart one. - d-listed

Heid Montag is at the beach. Again- IBBB

Jessica Alba is photoshopped but still hot- notorious news

Jessica Biel in GQ. Saucy. – The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

It turns out Madonna is gonna pay out for a divorce- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hilary Duff has great boobs- Geno’s World

Emma Watson might get naked in upcoming films- I Don’t Want Your Life

Anyway, I’m not sure I get either of these alleged matches. Usually when you’re 21 and dating an older dude with an ex-wife and some kids it’s because he’s got a lot more money than you do. This is not the case with Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong so I can’t fathom why she spent Halloween on his lap at some bar in NY. Furthermore, in the case of Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson, all I can say is that she must be awfully desperate to take on Owen’s kind of baggage. According to the always-credible Star magazine:

“The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home. ‘He couldn’t keep his hands off her,’ a witness told the mag.”

I probably wouldn’t be able to keep my hands of of Jessica Simpson either, but . . .

Oh anyway, I guess only time will tell if these dates turn into more, or if these ladies wise up.