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Here Kim Kardashian proudly stands next to the cover of her December Playboy issue at its release party last night. The real marvel here is not Kim’s voluptuous body displayed in the mag, but the fact that her fierce fight to prove she is more than a dirty rich girl on a sex tape has led her to the brilliant decision to pose NUDE in Playboy. I mean is the best way to send your whore image into a 180 tailspin really to show your boobs and hoo-ha in a national magazine?

Or Am I just old fashioned and missing the point that would be indicative of the Apocalypse–that Playboy is a PR vehicle used to clean up an image?!? Wow, the times they are a-changin. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a newsstand to get to . . . I mean do want to see Kim naked!

PS. Here are some of the nude Kim Kardashian pics from Crave.

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Miss Lennox has never understood the attraction to Natalie Portman. She’s cute at best. And, since her pixie hair cut, I am unable to see how men find anything sexy about her. I prefer that woman be built curvy and have longer hair. In these screen captures from her upcoming film “Hotel Chevalier,” Natalie looks like she needs to go eat a steak and get some hair extensions. And what’s up with the damn socks and tennis shoes she’s wearing in this scene? Are we supposed to find that sexy as contrasted against her nudity? It’s dorky. Not sexy. At all.

Natalie’s nakedness fails to excite me. But, maybe you like androgynous girls, and these pics will excite you . . . hell, I know there are a bunch of Fatback and Collards pervs out there, some of you who harbor fantasies of 13 year old-boys who wear socks and tennis shoes whilst otherwise naked. To you, I say enjoy!

Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.

Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.

Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.

I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.

Now that’s something I would love to cover. So why do I have pictures of hot naked biker chicks? Well, because that’s way hotter than dead doggies, sugar! PS. Sorry about the pic of your mom. Slut!

It rhymes! I don’t even know who Emily Scott is, but what I do know is that she’s pasting her sweet ass on every gentleman’s magazine in town, and to that I give a roaring “hell yeah”. And that’s not sexist, because I’m a girl. And keeping true to form, this is sinfully hot Emily doing it yet again for the July issue of FHM UK (pics source). Would you expect any less though? With a name like Emily, she’s sure to be charming and devilishly clever. So much so I bet you don’t realize your wallet’s missing even now, do you? Sucka! Go buy the magazine if you want to see more or if you’d like to see  Emily Scott naked check the archives.

Jambalaya! Hang on to your bootstraps; it’s time again for FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW). This is Cameron Richardson and she’s a gin-u-wine lass from the bayous of Looziana. She’s also fucking hot. I ran across her when I was searching for my ‘Cajun Queens’ photo spread I shot last winter and according to the infinitely knowledgeable IMDB, she’s an actress who’s been in movies no one gives a shit about except if there were nude scenes. She was also was named #52 on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2005 list which puts her on this girl’s list automatically. I was ranked #3 on the national list of women who show the goods for two vodka crans, only to be beat out by two biker skanks with money enough to pay off the judges. Fucking politics. Oh, and I’ve taken first place at the Harley Davidson Biker Babe Bash three years running. Eat your heart out, fellas.
Click here for the full spread of NSFW photos of Cameron.