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Kelly Carlson’s character Kimber on Nip/Tuck is a total slut. No, seriously, Kimber is a porn star and there’s no male character she hasn’t done. This season she did a female character as well. So, it’s hard for me to not see Kelly Carlson in a sexual light. That’s why when I found pictures of her in a lingerie boutique I got all excited thinking I’d see her stripped down. But don’t you get too excited because Kelly cheated us out of the real deal! I mean if you’re going to model lingerie for the paparazzi, please Kelly, at least take something off first . . . this whole holding pink ruffly undies up to your crotch while wearing jeans doesn’t do it for me. But, here are some pics of Kelly half-dressed . . .

Two Aussies walk into a bar…well it had all the makings of a good joke. Except, it didn’t. Australian leading ladies (and BFF!) Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts will star together in a “sexy thriller�.

“Nip/Tuck� creator Ryan Murphy plans to spend this Fall shoot “Need� which has
Watts playing a psychiatrist, and Kidman as the unstable patient who steals the shrink’s husband.� (source)

I love Australia and I watch a lot of National Geographic HD so I’m pretty fucking smart about the Aussies. So when the headline reads something like, “Kidman and Watts to star in a movie togetherâ€?, I’m all in. Two Australian hotties in the same film together sounds pretty amazing. You can only imagine my chagrin to learn that Nicole and Naomi won’t be dressed up as aborigines who play those long hollow sticks that go “waow-waow, waow waow”. Nor will the film include wallabies, tequila, vegimite, or the appropriate use of the phrase “that’s a knifeâ€?, or “shrimps on the barbie”. Maybe it’s period piece? If we’re lucky, however, Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts will talk funny to each other and giggle then make out. I don’t generally watch foreign films unless they have gratuitous boobs, mood music or a character named “Pierreâ€?, but it might be worth seeing.

Super sexy tongue twister, Famke Janssen is set to star in a new NBC drama, get this…about cops. I know, right? How original.

The untitled NBC Universal TV Studio project, from Shore and “House” writer Peter Blake, is a light drama with procedural elements that centers on a female cop (Janssen).

“We’re thrilled to have her — she’s smart, funny and somewhat attractive,” Shore quipped. (source)

Wow. Cop drama. Did they run out of reality shows already?  Unfortunately, I can only picture Famke as the sexy transexual life coach? on Nip/Tuck. Fortunately, Nip/Tuck offered gratuitous sex scenes and I’m a new-age American girl exploring her “alternatives” so picturing Famke naked is altogether easy,and delightful. In spite of the idea of Famke with cuffs, I give the show one season. Stick to Jean Gray you giant sexy bitch.