Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is Brunette
Dec 14th
Nicole Richie dyed her hair the other day because she said, “I’m sick of being blonde.” I personally thinks she looks much much better as a blonde but I wouldn’t totally still bone her regardless of what color hair she has. Still not quite sure why this is news but you gotta remember, at one point, Nicole Richie was a somebody.
When asked when she is going to start going to clubs and parties again, she said she would go back to her old ways when Joel Madden stops obsessing over her and fearing that she will leave his douche bag ass for someone somewhat normal that she meets while she is out. If I were Joel I would be scared shitless that he would lose Nicole. Nicole is a mega hotty and Joel, is just some dude that got her drunk enough to bang him.
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Nicole Richie is Sick
Nov 19th
Nicole Richie, just months after giving birth to her baby Harlow, has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital for pneumonia. I really wish this chick would stop trying to be mother of the year and actually go out to clubs and have some fun while she is still young. It use to be that she was inseparable from Paris Hilton and partied every Friday night but recently she has been real boring.
Nevertheless I love Nicole Richie and I hope she gets better soon. At least it isn’t the swine flu because that tends to be a little bit more fatal. In the meantime I will toast a glass of jager to the ghost of Nicole Richie past the next time I am at a club. And when I am being treated by the EMT for alcohol poisoning, I will puke up some jager in her spirit too.
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Nicole Richie Was in a Car Accident
Oct 6th
Late yesterday Nicole Richie, who used to be best friends with Paris Hilton, and is now…not got into car accident in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t anything major. Just a fender bender but it got peoples attention because Nicole back in the day was known for being a crazazy driver. Remember that incident when she was on like 3 different drugs and drove down the wrong side of the road?
The real reason for reporting on this is because this is probably we have heard Nicole Richie news in like 3 months and it will probably be another 3 months before we hear about her again. She is ok and refused ER treatment and opted to go to her own personal doctor instead. She really should have never settled down. I mean she is basically a stay at home mom now. No modeling. No commercials. No reality tv. Some day her children will grow up and ask, “what did you use to be like mommy?” and she will have to explain to them that she had a full and interesting life before children and that they basically ruined her life. And THAT my friends is why Trojan condoms can be your best friend.
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