Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie Is Officially Off The Market
Feb 16th
Nicole Richie has been dating douche bag extraordinaire Joel Madden since December 2006 and since then they have had two children together. It is just a matter of time before they got hitched but I still think it would be cooler if Nicole would leave the house once in a while and fall down flat on her face wasted off her ass at a night club.
I love Nicole Richie so I hope she has a blast and the wedding will be an all out celebrity event so I will bring you the pics here when it occurs. I just hope they don’t try to keep the whole thing private cause that shit is boring. Will Paris Hilton be there? Yes. Will Lindsay Lohan be there? Fuck no. More deets as they come out this week.
Nicole Richie Is Fat
Sep 24th
Nicole Richie and her Baby Daddy Joel Madden were vacationing this weekend in Hawaii. I can’t help but to notice what a gut Nicole has.
Okay, Miss Lennox just had to be obnoxious and write that. Actually I think Nicole is absolutely adorable prego, and her legs are totally toned and hot. Somehow I knew this girl would not get fat when she got pregnant. She still has stick figure arms, visible ribs, and kick-ass legs. Gotta hand it to her!
Nicole Richie knocked up?
Jun 12th
Newsflash: Nicole is still skinny. Except now she might be not eating for two. Rumors are stirring that Nicole might be preggers.
Richie recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, reports Life and Style, which reports that the tests “confirmed she is pregnant.â€Â
Richie’s rep didn’t respond to requests for comment from either L&S or The Scoop, but on May 30, the star was photographed at a reproductive clinic, and the mag quotes an “insider†as saying, “Nicole’s determined to get healthy for her own sake and the baby’s.†(source)
How is that even physiologically possible? I’m pretty sure in order to carry a baby, you need to have some percentage of body fat and Nicole’s -7% isn’t cutting it. Furthermore, who the fuck could be coked-out, booze saturated and/or have received enough blunt force trauma to bang that bag of bones?
Well, if she is pregnant then the baby could theoretically survive by eating Nicole’s entrails until it finally just rips its way out and goes after Ripley. Ease down, you’re just grinding transaxle.
UPDATE: The NY Post says she’s a fat fatty.
Nicole Richie Still Skinny
Nov 22nd
Ok, it’s the holidays and things are slow so I’m going through the posting queue and pulling out some also-rans. Enjoy the stale news bitches.
Repeat after me: Nicole Richie was not in rehab. She was in rehab, wasn’t she?
Nicole Richie wants to clear the air once and for all!
An eyewitness tells Life & Style that the skinny starlet, who had reportedly gone into rehab to seek help for her weight, marched up to gossip blogger Perez Hilton today at LA’s Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf and insisted to him: “I was NOT in rehab! Everyone was wrong. I did not go to rehab.†(source)
While probably laden with swimming pools, tennis courts, caviar and movie stars, I’m still pretty sure that building is considered an institution. And your seminar on ‘how to eat more than 6 raisins’ is probably considered therapy. And your 78-pound frame is almost certainly considered to be the cause of an eating disorder. I’m not a doctor, but I have watched several episodes of Grey’s Anatomy so I’m quite sure that qualifies me to make these judgments. Now I’m off to eat a cheeseburger (extra mayo!) while watching my “storiesâ€. Here are some pictures of April Scott a woman who knows what curves are supposed look like.
 
