Everyone knows that Tom Cruise is some kind of scientology hermit who controls Katie Holmes and makes her a celebrity by association. But now Nicole Kidman is speaking out against Tom Cruise saying exactly that. That she felt like when she was married to Tom Cruise she felt like a second hand celebrity. Granted Nicole hasn’t done that many movies that are all that entertaining and it is the same case with Katie Holmes, but now Nicole is blaming Tom for her lackluster career.

She says, “I felt like I became a star only by association.” This is the part where I pretend that Nicole is a kick ass actress and I stand up for her, but her only good movie is when she takes it all off in multiple scenes in Eyes Wide Shut but she co-stars with Tom Cruise in that movie, so I guess it doesn’t count. She goes on to say, ” We would go to the Oscars and I would think, ‘I’m here to support him.’ I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard.”

Isn’t that the way it is in most marriages? Be seen and not heard? That is how things are in my life. What’s that honey? Clean out the garage? Yes as soon as I am done…ow! Damn it! OK i need to go guys if I want to stand any chance of getting laid tonight. Remember,seen and not heard. Don’t let that bitch push you around.

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Links that speak out BEFORE the divorce

Hayden Panettiere looks more doable- IDLYITW

Bonus link:Follow Allie Is wired on Twitter and win Jonas Brothers tickets!- Allie Is Wired

Speidi survived the swine flu- Amy Grindhouse

Chicks in swimsuits. Can’t go wrong there- yeeeah

Michael Douglas is old- Holy Moly

Cheerleaders die every day. Let’s not make a big deal about it- Drunken Stepfather

Sophia Bush is holding a joint- I Don’t Want Your Life

Mariah Carey is crying- IDLYITW

Jennifer Aniston is not adopting a baby boy- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Tyra has a stalker- IBBB

Lindsay Lohan is trying to win Samantha Ronson back- Allie Is Wired

David Bowie has a son- popbytes

Elizabeth Hurley: same dress, same nips- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hugh Jackman told Howard Stern that he has a large penis- Geno’s World

Heidi Klum is starting to show- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Pepsi threw a throwback party- notorious news

Nicole Kidman is telling everyone who listens that she doesn’t think much of her new movie Australia. She actually admits that she was “squirming” in her seat during the premiere. Maybe she is upset because she doesn’t get to bathe with any 10 year old boys in his movie. She later told her husband Keith Urban that ” I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done.

It is a shame because Nicole Kidman looked smokin’ hot in this movie as she does most movies. I don’t believe there were any nude scenes in this one though. It is rated like pg-13 so she could have at least don us a favor and flashed her tits and made everyone happy. Because that is how you win over the acclaim of the major critics. She some skin. In fact, Nicole is probably not fond of the movie BECAUSE she didn’t show her tits. This is the first movie of her in like over a decade where she didn’t lose any clothing.  You have a lot to learn Ms.Kidman. A lot to learn.

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Some days I wake up and my head just explodes with happiness when I read stories like this. Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman play husband and wife, that’s what I said. The movie is based off of 2000 book The Danish Girl. It is basically about a man and a wife who decide to get married but since the wife has lesbian tendencies the man, Nicole Kidman, has a sex change operation. Then they live in lesbian bliss everyday afterward.

I just hope Charlize Theron doesn’t have to put on extra weight for this role like she did in Monster. That shit was nasty. And that’s not all. Nicole Kidman has also signed on to do a movie where she is depicted as Dusty Springfield. Dusty Springfield was notorious for having affairs with men and women. In conclusion. 2009. Best. Movie year. Ever.

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Links that are sexier than Paris Hilton

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Beyonce Knowles the next Wonder Woman? I don’t think so. – Allie Is Wired

Fun with SPAM! – IBBB

Salma Hayek. Because she is hot- popbytes

Naked Cheetah Girls! Yay! – notorious news

Beware of the jail bait- The Bastardly

Sophie Monk’s ass- Drunken Stepfather

Pink flips the bird. Because she is a tough girl- I Don’t Want Your Life

Blake Fielder is a criminal- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Nick Cannon got suckered into marriage- Geno’s World

Holy shit. This video shows Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard beating the shit out of a paparazzo who was following him and Nicole. This is the kind of beat down you wish you could have done in high school. This guy doesn’t just talk shit and smack the French photographer around either. He stomps over to the car telling him how he’s gonna kick his ass, then he dives in the fucking window and kicks his ass. Apparently this comes on the heels of Nicole Kidman’s personal trainer beating the fuck out of a photographer while they were out on a jog. Advantage: Team Kidman.

UPDATE: Ugh. The reason you get the Spudy video is because Flynet killed the Share code for some reason. I guess they forgot what the words viral traffic revenue mean. Go here to see the video and pander to their petty wishes.

Two Aussies walk into a bar…well it had all the makings of a good joke. Except, it didn’t. Australian leading ladies (and BFF!) Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts will star together in a “sexy thriller�.

“Nip/Tuck� creator Ryan Murphy plans to spend this Fall shoot “Need� which has
Watts playing a psychiatrist, and Kidman as the unstable patient who steals the shrink’s husband.� (source)

I love Australia and I watch a lot of National Geographic HD so I’m pretty fucking smart about the Aussies. So when the headline reads something like, “Kidman and Watts to star in a movie togetherâ€?, I’m all in. Two Australian hotties in the same film together sounds pretty amazing. You can only imagine my chagrin to learn that Nicole and Naomi won’t be dressed up as aborigines who play those long hollow sticks that go “waow-waow, waow waow”. Nor will the film include wallabies, tequila, vegimite, or the appropriate use of the phrase “that’s a knifeâ€?, or “shrimps on the barbie”. Maybe it’s period piece? If we’re lucky, however, Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts will talk funny to each other and giggle then make out. I don’t generally watch foreign films unless they have gratuitous boobs, mood music or a character named “Pierreâ€?, but it might be worth seeing.

G’day beautes! According to the ever so glamorous and accurate National Enquirer, Nicole Kidman is pregnant and recently announced the arrival to husband Keith Urban…in rehab! I love Hollywood! Urban is currently at the Betty Ford Clinic seeking treatment.

Two home pregnancy tests confirmed the 39-year-old actress is expecting her first child, sources say — but, ironically, her four-month marriage to country crooner Keith, 39, is in serious jeopardy. “Nicole’s dream of having a child finally came true when two home pregnancy tests came up positive,” an insider tells The ENQUIRER.

“But she’s devastated that Keith lied to her about kicking his addictions to booze and cocaine. She’s hoping the baby will save their relationship.” (source)

Mom “accidentally” dropped her diaphragm on a stack of open safety pins, thus “accidentally” poking a hole and I “accidentally” appeared nine months later. Apparently, a retired auto mechanic drawing disability was a solid candidate for fatherhood in spite of his penchant for stalking young women and his propensity for winding up in court. Naturally, that relationship didn’t last past breakfast and my presence only serves as a reminder that decisions are not best made while under the influence of Mad Dog 20/20 and Jerry Springer. The moral is: don’t have a baby to save your relationship unless you want that child to endure 13 years of therapy and countless sexual partners because you tried to make something out of nothing. I’m not bitter! No worries, Nicole, it’ll come good, love! Time for me to hit the turps. I speak Australian. I fucking rock!