Fatback Media » Nicky Hilton http://www.fatbackmedia.com Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:16:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Christmas Hollywood Style: Broth, Bones, and Boobs http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/12/27/christmas-hollywood-style-broth-bones-and-boobs/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/12/27/christmas-hollywood-style-broth-bones-and-boobs/#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:07:15 +0000 Lennox Miller http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2007/12/27/christmas-hollywood-style-broth-bones-and-boobs/ Santa’s Lil Helper
While I gained five pounds binging on desserts and shit over the holidays, Hollywood girls found more productive uses for their time:

Jennifer Love Hewitt volunteered at an L.A. Soup Kitchen preparing meals for the homeless, and looking quite cute with Santa I may add. Meanwhile, Nicky Hilton was showing off her bronzed, bony body on vacation with her family in Maui. Note Paris’ beach get-up which I’m certain came from a vintage shop circa 1988. Nicolette Sheridan was also at a beach on Christmas–she and boyfriend Michael Bolton hung out in St. Barts where she showed the paparazzi she was no Jennifer Love Hewitt. Seriously, the woman is nearly 45 and looks friggin’ incredible! Finally, Kim Kardashian did some holiday shopping with Reggie Bush who will be just another “friend” who she gets mad about at the media for portraying her as sleeping with. No worries, KK–we know that you just have a lot of male friends and that the only guy you’ve had sex with is Ray-J. Yeah right.
The Joke Here Is Too Obvious to Make, So I Won’t.A Bronzed and Bony Nicky HiltonWatch Out Paris–Little Sis Is Thinner Than YouDid Paris Get Mauled?
Playing Catch with Michael Bolton . . . There Is Something So Damn Funny About That!Nicolette Is Damn Hot for 45!I Love How They Pretend to Be Going Separate Ways and Shit. Yeah Right.Reggie Bush, i.e. Another Dude Kim Kardashian Will Deny Sleeping With.

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