Music
Gwen Stefani’s Baby Shower
Mar 26th
Gwen Stefani looks gorgeous arriving to her baby shower, doesn’t she? Pregnancy looks a-ma-zing on her! Baby number two for Gwen and Gavin is due in July, but she hasn’t let the public know the gender yet. It totally annoys me when parents either don’t want to know the gender, or they know it but won’t tell anyone. It’s like, really who cares that much that it’s secretworthy–it’s a simple damn question and not answering it is very annoying. But, anyway, Gwen says of her son firstborn child, Kingston:
“Kingston didn’t really change me so much as he just has made my life better.
I’ll be rocking him to sleep and he’ll be playing with my hair and it’s just the most amazing feeling in the world. To have this little guy who loves me so much automatically, it’s just crazy.” Source
Awww, total sweetness!
Pete Wentz Is Whipped
Nov 28th
Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for telling the truth about ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.
I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it like it is. Instead of looking chilvarous, you look like a whipped little boy. And besides, Neurosonic will actually be thanking you soon for sending your lawyer their way–see Petey, with the subsequent simple phone call to the media their publicist has ensured that this story, and, accordingly, their song and video are currently circulating amongst computers world-wide. No one knew of Neurosonic before this week, but you just made them richer and notable. Sucks to be you dude!
Everyone needs to watch the video and listen to the lyrics of the song. Sadly it is really, really fitting for Ashlee.
Holy Sperm Whale–Is That Clay Aiken?
Oct 3rd
It’s all too easy to attack Clay Aiken–from his speaking voice, to the hissy fits he’s thrown at tween girls using cellphones during his show, to his physical scuffle with a woman on a plane who beat him up, etc . . . it’s too easy, so I usually don’t do it. But when I saw this recent pic of Clay beaming in his UNICEF Ambassador glory at a party celebrating Jenna Bush’s new book, “Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope,” well, I thought he was fair game. I mean, if you’re a loyal reader then you know that Miss Lennox just can’t help but to rag on celebs’ weight!
Celebrities have beaucoup bucks to spend on trainers and the flexibility in their schedules to work out, thus barring an endocrine issue I just don’t see how celebs are not all thin. Thus, Clay gets no slack from me. Throughout his short career he’s been a skinny guy, but somewhere along the line he’s let himself go, and now he’s doughy. I mean, the kid’s got a paunch and a double chin like my uncle. And my uncle is 56, not 28 like Clay.
Instead of more pictures of Claymation, here are some pics of Katharine McPhee in Vegas Magazine.
Nelly Furtado is Blond
Sep 10th
Yes, there is something other than Britney’s abyssmal, phoning-it-in performance to note about the VMA’s last night . … Nelly Furtado is now blonde! I mean Nelly’s new flaxen locks aren’t as shocking as, say, Brit’s paunch, but Miss Lennox was not expecting her to be blonde.
I have no qualms about publicly admitting that I believe brunette is boring and that blond adds life to one’s face . . . or that no one notices brunettes when there are blonds in the room . . . or that men do prefer blonds. Call me Blondist–it’s a label Miss Lennox will proudly accept. However, even given my personal inclination toward blond hair, I must say that Nelly looks better brunette. In this case it’s as if the lighter color has washed out any trace of her exotic look and has rendered her plain and vanilla.
Damn. I hate to say it, but in the case of Nelly Furtado, Brunette wins.
