Music
Beyoncé is Pregnant. Maybe.
Apr 30th
The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant.
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” (HollyScoop)
How can you tell when a girl from the south is pregnant? She gets married 2 months later. It’s a long standing tradition that country whores have been doing for generations. My mom was pregnant with me in her junior yearbook photo. Hawt.
Jessica Simpson is a dirty girl
Apr 22nd
Jessica Simpson recently celebrated her boyfriend (QB for the Dallas Cowboys) Tony Romo’s birthday at a club called Suite, in Dallas. From the looks of it, it is actually a hotel suite in Dallas.
The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)
The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake – a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number – champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.
At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake. (PEOPLE)
OF COURSE she sang happy birthday. Why wouldn’t she make his birthday all about her? “HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH…I said uh, HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH.”
Check out the hot chick in the black dress firing mind bullets at Jessica. Jealous much?
Miley Cyrus has a nice bra
Apr 21st
MySpace pose!
I’m pretty sure this is legal because Miley Cyrus is only showing bra and you can see that shit on Nickleodeon any day of the week these days. They might as well call it Pedophile-odeon because they’re not if you’re into hot teen action, that’s the place for it. First Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up by a producer and now Miley Cyrus is showing the goods on a web cam. When you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. What happened to Dangermouse, man?
Miley Cyrus will not be discussed
Apr 3rd
UPDATE: If you’re looking for Miley Cyrus in her bra or Miley Cyrus Lingerie pics then go here.
This post is not about Miley Cyrus. Although I am mentioning her here because I’d like Google to believe that it is. That’s called SEO folks. Look it up. I need to get more traffic here and it seems like the only posts that get any traction are the ones that cater to the perv’s out there on the internet; which according to PEW research [2007] are 99.9% of internet users who still live in their parents house and have at least one bulletin-board avatar that includes a goth chick with a piercing. So this post is not about Miley Cyrus. Besides, it would be wholly inappropriate to say anything about her nicely developing rack or tight jail bait ass, so I won’t. I’m no perv.
Links that have nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.
- Giselle Bundtcake’s ass in full view. Like a trucker whore. (Drunken stepfather)
- Seren Gibson is naked, and very intelligent. But mostly naked (FM NSFW)
- Miranda Kerr lingerie pics, if you’re into that sort of thing (Jordan)
- Billy Joel making all balding middle aged men proud by banging a younger chick. (Circus hour)
- Isabella Fontana is Italian for sexy cheese (Bastardly)
- The Hills Recaps from south of dee border. Weeeth Pedro. (IBBB)
- Mariah Carey sounds like Pebbles and not the one who who wanted you to ride in her Mercedes boy. (City Rag)
More Miley Achey-Breaky Montana Cyrus.
