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Country fried hottie, singer and self-proclaimed redneck woman, Gretchen Wilson just finished high school. She’s 34.

Wilson, who dropped out of school in ninth grade, passed her General Educational Development exam in April. She took the test with her 21-year-old cousin Matt Simmonds, who found out on the last day of testing in 12th grade that he didn’t have enough credits to graduate. They both will wear caps and gowns when they walk in a May 15 Wilson County graduation ceremony.

As her daughter leaves first grade, Wilson leaves a statistical group — the at least one-fifth of working-age Tennesseans who don’t have high-school diplomas. (Source)

I love trashy redneck girls – especially ones who can’t read too good. They may not be able to quote Shakespeare, but they’re wildcats in the sack, can change your truck tire and may just end up winning your heart in the process. P.S.  – A great gift for your redneck honey on GED graduation day is a Gerber lock-blade with a gut hook. Surprise her!

The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant.

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” (HollyScoop)

How can you tell when a girl from the south is pregnant? She gets married 2 months later. It’s a long standing tradition that country whores have been doing for generations. My mom was pregnant with me in her junior yearbook photo. Hawt.

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Jessica Simpson recently celebrated her boyfriend (QB for the Dallas Cowboys) Tony Romo’s  birthday at a club called Suite, in Dallas. From the looks of it, it is actually a hotel suite in Dallas.

The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)

The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake – a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number – champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.

At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake. (PEOPLE)

OF COURSE she sang happy birthday. Why wouldn’t she make his birthday all about her? “HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH…I said uh, HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH.”

Check out the hot chick in the black dress firing mind bullets at Jessica. Jealous much?