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Carrie Underwood Bikini Pics (SHOTD)

fatback — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:35:48 +0000

This is country beauty Carrie Underwood in a bikini at a beach. Things are slow so that means it’s time for Southern Hottie of The Day (SHOTD) here at Fatback Media. Some people have complained that this site has devolved into nothing but chicks in bikinis and fluff. Well sir, if God didn’t want half naked chicks on the internet then why did he invent the Porn Premium Gold Pass? Plus, all the girls are fully naked in our NSFW section. So you really have the best of both worlds. Hot chicks with clothes, or hot chicks without. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.

Shania Twain Divorce

fatback — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:14:31 +0000

Country singer Shania Twain and her manager husband Mutt Lange have call it quits according to PEOPLE magazine. It’s not exactly a new album, but you have to start somewhere.

“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage,” spokesman Jason Owen says in a statement. “This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”

Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, married in 1993, just six months after meeting. They are parents to a 6-year-old son, Eja D’Angelo. (PEOPLE)

That kid sounds like Mexican Sushi. Shania is Canadian and claims to be Ojibwa Indian, so the name is probably something tribal. Either way, the kid has a good shot at a job in the casinos or Taco Bell.

KABANG!

fatback — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:53:35 +0000

Erm. Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson. Did she color her hair? New cut? Is that a new shirt? WHAT IS IT?

Ashlee, who got engaged to rocker boyfriend PETE WENTZ last month, has recently been subject of rumours surrounding a possible pregnancy.

But the eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of CHRISTINA AGUILERA-style pregnancy boobs.

Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense.

The mystery deepens… (SUN UK)

Also a mystery, is how my super sexy dance moves saved the day when the bullies tried to take over the orphanage. I’m a maniac.

Gretchen Wilson is Redneck Woman, No Dummy

fatback — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:49:31 +0000

Country fried hottie, singer and self-proclaimed redneck woman, Gretchen Wilson just finished high school. She’s 34.

Wilson, who dropped out of school in ninth grade, passed her General Educational Development exam in April. She took the test with her 21-year-old cousin Matt Simmonds, who found out on the last day of testing in 12th grade that he didn’t have enough credits to graduate. They both will wear caps and gowns when they walk in a May 15 Wilson County graduation ceremony.

As her daughter leaves first grade, Wilson leaves a statistical group — the at least one-fifth of working-age Tennesseans who don’t have high-school diplomas. (Source)

I love trashy redneck girls – especially ones who can’t read too good. They may not be able to quote Shakespeare, but they’re wildcats in the sack, can change your truck tire and may just end up winning your heart in the process. P.S. – A great gift for your redneck honey on GED graduation day is a Gerber lock-blade with a gut hook. Surprise her!

Beyoncé is Pregnant. Maybe.

fatback — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:35:15 +0000

The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant.

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” (HollyScoop)

How can you tell when a girl from the south is pregnant? She gets married 2 months later. It’s a long standing tradition that country whores have been doing for generations. My mom was pregnant with me in her junior yearbook photo. Hawt.

Jessica Simpson is a dirty girl

fatback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:12:14 +0000

Jessica Simpson recently celebrated her boyfriend (QB for the Dallas Cowboys) Tony Romo’s birthday at a club called Suite, in Dallas. From the looks of it, it is actually a hotel suite in Dallas.

The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)

The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake – a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number – champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.

At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake. (PEOPLE)

OF COURSE she sang happy birthday. Why wouldn’t she make his birthday all about her? “HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH…I said uh, HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH.”

Check out the hot chick in the black dress firing mind bullets at Jessica. Jealous much?

Miley Cyrus has a nice bra

fatback — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:34:22 +0000

MySpace pose!

I’m pretty sure this is legal because Miley Cyrus is only showing bra and you can see that shit on Nickleodeon any day of the week these days. They might as well call it Pedophile-odeon because they’re not if you’re into hot teen action, that’s the place for it. First Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up by a producer and now Miley Cyrus is showing the goods on a web cam. When you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. What happened to Dangermouse, man?

Miley Cyrus will not be discussed

fatback — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:34:14 +0000

UPDATE: If you’re looking for Miley Cyrus in her bra or Miley Cyrus Lingerie pics then go here.

This post is not about Miley Cyrus. Although I am mentioning her here because I’d like Google to believe that it is. That’s called SEO folks. Look it up. I need to get more traffic here and it seems like the only posts that get any traction are the ones that cater to the perv’s out there on the internet; which according to PEW research [2007] are 99.9% of internet users who still live in their parents house and have at least one bulletin-board avatar that includes a goth chick with a piercing. So this post is not about Miley Cyrus. Besides, it would be wholly inappropriate to say anything about her nicely developing rack or tight jail bait ass, so I won’t. I’m no perv.

Links that have nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.

Giselle Bundtcake’s ass in full view. Like a trucker whore. (Drunken stepfather)
Seren Gibson is naked, and very intelligent. But mostly naked (FM NSFW)
Miranda Kerr lingerie pics, if you’re into that sort of thing (Jordan)
Billy Joel making all balding middle aged men proud by banging a younger chick. (Circus hour)
Isabella Fontana is Italian for sexy cheese (Bastardly)
The Hills Recaps from south of dee border. Weeeth Pedro. (IBBB)
Mariah Carey sounds like Pebbles and not the one who who wanted you to ride in her Mercedes boy. (City Rag)

More Miley Achey-Breaky Montana Cyrus.

Gwen Stefani’s Baby Shower

Lennox Miller — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:50:14 +0000

Gwen Stefani looks gorgeous arriving to her baby shower, doesn’t she? Pregnancy looks a-ma-zing on her! Baby number two for Gwen and Gavin is due in July, but she hasn’t let the public know the gender yet. It totally annoys me when parents either don’t want to know the gender, or they know it but won’t tell anyone. It’s like, really who cares that much that it’s secretworthy–it’s a simple damn question and not answering it is very annoying. But, anyway, Gwen says of her son firstborn child, Kingston:

“Kingston didn’t really change me so much as he just has made my life better.
I’ll be rocking him to sleep and he’ll be playing with my hair and it’s just the most amazing feeling in the world. To have this little guy who loves me so much automatically, it’s just crazy.” Source

Awww, total sweetness!

Pete Wentz Is Whipped

Lennox Miller — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:20:38 +0000

Rumor has it that Pete Wentz is so fumed at the band Neurosonic for ~~telling the truth about~~ ridiculing his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson in their song “So Many People,” that he has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the band. I’m not sure if he’s insisting that the band pull their song and/or video from wherever it’s rotating or playing, or if he’s asking them not perform the song live. Most likely the later since before they performed the song at their NYC gig last week they asked the audience to dance a jig to commemorate Ashlee’s nervous seizure dance she did on SNL after being outed as a fake and before SNL cut to commercial.

I just have to say a big JE-SUS CH-RIST to Pete Wentz! Chivalry is holding the door open for your girl, not taking legal action against the artists who are just telling it like it is. Instead of looking chilvarous, you look like a whipped little boy. And besides, Neurosonic will actually be thanking you soon for sending your lawyer their way–see Petey, with the subsequent simple phone call to the media their publicist has ensured that this story, and, accordingly, their song and video are currently circulating amongst computers world-wide. No one knew of Neurosonic before this week, but you just made them richer and notable. Sucks to be you dude!

Everyone needs to watch the video and listen to the lyrics of the song. Sadly it is really, really fitting for Ashlee.

Click here to view the embedded video.