Music
Carrie Underwood Bikini Pics (SHOTD)
Jul 10th
This is country beauty Carrie Underwood in a bikini at a beach. Things are slow so that means it’s time for Southern Hottie of The Day (SHOTD) here at Fatback Media. Some people have complained that this site has devolved into nothing but chicks in bikinis and fluff. Well sir, if God didn’t want half naked chicks on the internet then why did he invent the Porn Premium Gold Pass? Plus, all the girls are fully naked in our NSFW section. So you really have the best of both worlds. Hot chicks with clothes, or hot chicks without. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.
Shania Twain Divorce
May 16th
Country singer Shania Twain and her manager husband Mutt Lange have call it quits according to PEOPLE magazine. It’s not exactly a new album, but you have to start somewhere.
“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage,” spokesman Jason Owen says in a statement. “This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”
Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, married in 1993, just six months after meeting. They are parents to a 6-year-old son, Eja D’Angelo. (PEOPLE)
That kid sounds like Mexican Sushi. Shania is Canadian and claims to be Ojibwa Indian, so the name is probably something tribal. Either way, the kid has a good shot at a job in the casinos or Taco Bell.
KABANG!
May 8th
Erm. Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson. Did she color her hair? New cut? Is that a new shirt? WHAT IS IT?
Ashlee, who got engaged to rocker boyfriend PETE WENTZ last month, has recently been subject of rumours surrounding a possible pregnancy.
But the eye-catching size of her bust pictured above will only increase speculation, as it looks like she’s developed a pair of CHRISTINA AGUILERA-style pregnancy boobs.
Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense.
The mystery deepens… (SUN UK)
Also a mystery, is how my super sexy dance moves saved the day when the bullies tried to take over the orphanage. I’m a maniac.
Gretchen Wilson is Redneck Woman, No Dummy
May 6th
Country fried hottie, singer and self-proclaimed redneck woman, Gretchen Wilson just finished high school. She’s 34.
Wilson, who dropped out of school in ninth grade, passed her General Educational Development exam in April. She took the test with her 21-year-old cousin Matt Simmonds, who found out on the last day of testing in 12th grade that he didn’t have enough credits to graduate. They both will wear caps and gowns when they walk in a May 15 Wilson County graduation ceremony.
As her daughter leaves first grade, Wilson leaves a statistical group — the at least one-fifth of working-age Tennesseans who don’t have high-school diplomas. (Source)
I love trashy redneck girls – especially ones who can’t read too good. They may not be able to quote Shakespeare, but they’re wildcats in the sack, can change your truck tire and may just end up winning your heart in the process. P.S. – A great gift for your redneck honey on GED graduation day is a Gerber lock-blade with a gut hook. Surprise her!
