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Nice. I mean: VERY nice. This is Ukrainian actress Olga Kurylenko, and she’s reported to have beaten out the likes of Cameron Diaz and Lindsay Lohan to star in the upcoming James Bond movie, “Bond 22″ with Daniel Craig. I’m pretty sure no one remotely considered Lindsay Lohan a competitor for the part after seeing Olga, but anyway . . .

Despite her name making her sound as if she’s about 70 years old, obese, and reeking like cabbage soup, Olga Kurylenko is a gorgeous actress/model who’s scored the covers of Glamour, Marie Claire, and Elle magazines and has been in several national fashion ad campaigns. She is set to play “dangerously alluring Camille who challenges Bond and helps him to come to terms with the emotional consequences of Vesper’s betrayal.” Hmm, something tells me that she helps him come to more than just terms. I’m just sayin’ . . .

The Wizard World Chicago convention sounds like a cool place to pickup hot sorority girls or talk about preseason football, but turns out, it’s also a good place to steal some The Dark Knight production stills and leak them online. If you’re Warner Bros., this can’t make you happy. Not because the pics were leaked but because Heath Ledger might as well be carrying a parasol and a Yorkie with a bow in its hair. You have to get up real early in the morning to make the most diabolical villain is comic book history look like Robert Smith’s gay brother. And if you’re The Joker, that’s probably not the look you were going for.

Note: The first two actors in serious contention to play The Joker were Paul Bettany and Monica Bellucci’s husband, Vincent Cassell. Fuck you, Hollywood. Fuck you in the ass.