Miley Cyrus
Who Let in the Old Folks?
Mar 31st
You’d think Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards would be a pedophile’s dream, yet it seems that the event was mostly filled with geriatrics . . . you know, the 25+ crowd. I mean you had your usual teenage suspects Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere in attendance–by the way, nice ass shot for the kids, Hayden!–but you also had Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Hips, and a very pregnant Jessica Alba. And speaking of Jessica Alba, is she there as a role model for 8 year olds who aspire to become pregnant before marriage? Well, I guess she is a better choice than Jamie Lynn Spears. Also, when you check out the pics from the Kids’ Choice Awards, notice Rihanna’s strange, strange face. She looks like a goddamn Star Trek character if you ask me . . .
Miley Cyrus’ Mom Is Hot!
Mar 20th
Okay, given that Miley Cyrus is 15 but looks about 28, I was very surprised to see that this age-progressed phenomena doesn’t run in the family. The pic above is of Miley with her mom. Yep, her MOM! Not her older sister or a friend, but her mom. Damn. Billy Ray Cyrus did well. Although, given that Miley is only 15, her MILF mom may not even be 40. Who knows? But I do know that Mrs. Cyrus is thin and youthful looking, and certainly could pass for Miley’s older sis . . .
