Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus Is Being Sued
Feb 12th
Miley Cyrus isn’t the smartest girl in the world. Just recently she posed for a picture where her and a lot of her much older friends pulled their eyes back to look Asian and snapped a pic. I don’t know if this picture was posted on MySpace or what but it got out to the media and now everyone is calling her a racist. One woman, Lucie J. Kim, a pacific islander, has filed a lawsuit against Cyrus for the photo.
She is demanding that the photo depicted a civil rights violation and because of that she wants a cool $4,000 for every pacific islander in the country. Add it up and it comes to $4 billion. Now Miley has a lot of money but not that much. More than likely the case will be thrown out and it will forever be regarded as one of the most frivolous law suits in history.However, if and when this thing goes to court, Miley will have to go to MySpace AGAIN and go to Facebook AGAIN and apologize for the photograph. I personally seriously doubt that Miley is a racist but it is fun to call her that because she is not a normal person. Lucie J. Kim says that Miley’s “she’s just a kid” defense won’t fly in court and that it is like Paris Hilton trying to say “she’s just a kid.” Well one small difference. Miley is a kid. Paris is an adult attention whore and a pretty big slut. So there is a difference. Once this Kim lady gets her 15 minutes of fame she will back off and probably try to become a singer or some shit. I hate Hollywood.
Links that keep photos to themselves
The Real Housewives Of NYC is coming to a t.v. near you- IBBB
Kate Hudson had a stripper poll installed in her bathroom- Allie Is Wired
Lily Allen is cute- yeeeah
Kenny Chesney straight? I doubt that- Celeb News Wire
Jessica Simpson has cellulite ridden thunder thighs- I Don’t Want Your Life
Pink has ugly friends- Drunken Stepfathers
Joaquin Phoenix is a lunatic- IDLYITW
Michael Jackson has a flesh eating virus- Holy Moly
Gwyneth Paltrow does not know how to dress herself- d-listed
Look at this loser Mandy Moore is marrying- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Behind the scenes of Eliza Dushku’s sexy MAXIM photo shoot- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The octomom shows off her disgusting belly- notorious news
Miley Cyrus Has Friends?
Feb 9th
Last night was the Grammys and one thing that really was interesting was the performance of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus singing Taylor’s 15. When they, they meaning Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson who is Vince McMahon’s little bitch, announced that Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus would be performing together my first thought that went through my head was I wonder what Taylor Swift looks like naked and then I got back to reality and wondered if their voices could actually sync with each other.
It was a pretty cool performance and Taylor looked stunning. Of the Grammy performance and her friendship with Miley Taylor said, ” We’re friends, so anytime I’m performing with her, my nerves go away, ’cause she’s always trying to make me laugh or is doing something ridiculous.” I bet that Miley’s dad set up this friendship. He has enough money he probably bought Taylor for Miley. And what exactly does Miley do that is “ridiculous?” Like taking half nude pictures of herself and sending them to half the people on the internet? I am pissed enough as it is that Taylor doesn’t date or do anything cool. The last thing she needs to do is spend time with a skank like Miley. Taylor used to date the oldest Jonas Brother but then he tried to touch one of her breasts and she peed her pants a little bit.
[ Image via ]
Links that have friends that aren’t media whores
One of the Olsen twins smokes cigarettes- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Carrie Underwood has nice cleavage- IDLYITW
Eddie Murphy will be broke soon- Holy Moly
Calire Danes is engaged- Celeb News Wire
Fergies wedding photos- Allie Is Wired
Even Paris Hilton skanked up the Grammy Awards- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Katy Perry has netted cleavage- I Don’t Want Your Life
Chris Brown isn’t the only girl beater- Drunken Stepfather
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are an item again- Geno’s World
Cyndi Lauper is still alive- popbytes
Angelina Jolie won’t be out done by octuplet mom- yeeeah
Update: Rihanna is the female victim and was pistol whipped- notorious news
Miley Cyrus Is Sorry
Feb 5th
Disney tween music star Miley Cyrus has issued a statement through her fan website apologizing for the photo that had people calling her a racist. In the photo, below, her and a group of friends are pictured posing with their hands slanting their eyes which Asian fans thought was her taking a stab or making fun of the Asian culture. Miley says, ” I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!”
I can definitely see how the Asian community would be upset about the photo. I just like to see Miley groveling in front of her fans. No apology was made when she took pictures of herself in her underwear and posing provocatively in a shower. But then again people just assumed that Disney would drop her but they are making like $20 mil a year with this little whore so that will probably never happen. When I was 16 I was barely driving and trying to impress girls with my Dodge Shadow. Miley on the other hand could get any guy she wants but goes with a 20 year old underwear model who probably hits that shit every night. I am sure this is happening but I probably won’t have to convince you of this because pictures are more than likely right around the corner.
[ Images via ]
Spoiled Bitch Gets A Porsche For Her First Car
Dec 12th
Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. snaggletooth brat, has been making the news the past few days because she just turned 16 and has gotten her driver’s license. Now she has more money than God so she could probably get just about any car she wanted. I assumed she would be trendy and get a hybrid, but I assumed wrong. Instead she got her mother’s former car, A PORSCHE! She tells People her dream present for her sweet 16 would be, ” a car, but we’ll see… I don’t want to name a certain kind. I want my parents to know that I’m happy with anything that they get me. I know I’d be really lucky to even get a car.”
Like I said spoiled bitch. In other news, she has been trying for months to become emancipated from her parents so she can get a place of her own. More than likely with boyfriend Justin Gaston. They actually haven’t been seen together for a couple of weeks now. Maybe Miley got sick of giving head. I remember a few months back when Miley and her dad went on Oprah and she was talking about how she was trying to get her own credit card. She was 15 at the time. I don’t have much faith in this girl, I don’t. I believe she will turn into the same thing that most child stars turn into. a pre-20′s popwreck who is hooked on coke and can’t seem to keep nude pictures of herself from popping up all over the internet. In the coming weeks we will either get one of two news stories. Miley is knocked up or she has gotten into a car accident. It’s a 50/50 chance people so let’s hope for the worst.
