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Jamie Foxx Has Some Advice For Miley Cyrus
Apr 14th
Jamie Foxx is a funny person. Funny meaning he is fun to laugh at, his comedy kind of sucks. But he has changed that opinion in me after hearing what he had to say on his Sirius radio show The Foxxhole. On the show he asked the audience, ” Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant…shit.” He also mentioned that Miley said she was going to ruin Radiohead’s career because they didn’t meet with her backstage at the Grammy’s.
Foxx said,” She is gonna ruin Radiohead’s career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?” But the best piece of advice came last. The piece of advice that Miley should act on immediately. Foxx went on to say, ” Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.” Oh that Jamie. He is so funny! Again, funny to laugh at. His comedy still sucks.
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Links that are funny. Not funny looking.
Mel Gibson’s wife has lost her damn mind- IDLYITW
The Hills recap- IBBB
Jennifer Aniston made more money than Angelina Jolie is 2008- Holy Moly
Pamela Anderson might be getting married again- yeeeah
Natalie Portman is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Make no mistake. – Celeb News Wire
Holly Madison looks good while she works out- Drunken Stepfather
Christina Aguilera isn’t Kelly Brook- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Shanna Moakler is on twitter- Amy Grindhouse
Vanessa Anne Hudgens is the cutest chick in Hollywood- I Don’t Want Your Life
Michael Jackson wants to be immortalized- popbytes
Katie Holmes is dressed down but still sexy- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Moron Natalie Mejia confimrs she is dating Chris Brown- Geno’s World
Lindsay Lohan has a new eHarmony profile- notorious news
Miley Cyrus Is A Home Town Girl
Mar 31st
Miley Cyrus is a spoiled brat that has gotten pretty much everything she has ever wanted in her life. She recently did a press conference, probably because she wanted to, about her new film Hannah Montana: The Movie and she was asked a whole range of questions submitted by people on twitter. My favorite question was, “Ask her why she acts like such a diva when clearly she shouldn’t because she 16!”
She insists she isn’t a diva. In fact she even invited other would-be stars to come out and get in the business. Bullshit. She is totally a diva. What will be funny is when she hits about 19- 20 years of age when her face grows longer and her teeth become even more snaggletoothed and she can’t sell records anymore. What also will be funny is when her boyfriend who is over 18 gets arrested for banging a minor. These things will be funny. These are a few of my favorite things.
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Links that will never grow up
Andre 3000 got popped- IDLYITW
The New York Emmy Awards look horrific- IBBB
Guy Ritchie sure knows how to pick the ugly chicks- Holy Moly
Jennifer Garner is wearing ripped underwear- Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Olsen has a boney ass- I Don’t Want Your Life
Alyssa Milano wrote a book- yeeeah
Shawn Johnson has never been pretty- IDLYITW
Britney Spears almost banged a backup dancer- Celeb News Wire
Alyson Hannigan gave birth to a baby girl. Now she can get back to looking hot again- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Why would this hot chick bang Rod Stewart? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry
I am so over Avril Lavigne. I still wanna put it in her ass though- popbytes
The Real World isn’t going anywhere- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hayden Panettiere faces reality- Geno’s World
Michalle Obama is not gonna have another kid- notorious news
Miley Cyrus Might Die Soon
Mar 11th
Miley yrus has just admitted in her own book Miles To Go that she has a heart condition. It is called tachycardia. In her new autobriography she swears that the condition will not hurt her but it does make a rapid heart beat even more rapid. It is a shame that this isn’t a fatal condition, cause then we would get the pleasure of seeing Miley Cyrus drop dead on stage at one of her performances.
She writes in her new biography, ” The type of tachycardia I have isn’t dangerous. It won’t hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time on stage that I am not thinking about my heart.” Just think, if she doesn’t drop dead on stage then she will probably drop dead when having sex with her pedophile boyfriend. Or drop dead somewhere. For fucks sake Miley Just drop dead!
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Links that have a heart made of steel
Paris Hilton is pretty- IDLYITW
Tom Cruise likes spray tan- IBBB
I hate Duffy as much as anyone. My ears are begging for mercy- Holy Moly
Melissa Theuriau topless- Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox likes to feel up Brian Austin Green in public. Bastard. - I Don’t Want Your Life
Some scrawny chick in a bikini- yeeeah
Miranda Kerr isn’t gay- IDLYITW
Anne Heche is divorced- Celeb News Wire
Dancing With The Stars roundup – Allie Is Wired
Did Brad Pitt fuck the nanny? Why not? – popbytes
Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt had a play date- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
The paparazzi likes Vanessa Anne Hudgens- Geno’s World
Mandy moore is off the market- notorious news
Miley Cyrus Is Skimpy
Mar 3rd
Yesterday Miley Cyrus went for a jog with her pedophile boyfriend Justin Gaston. I don’t see why she felt it was necessary to wear daisy dukes and a shirt cut so low it would make Paris Hilton cry, but she deemed it necessary. She went on Ryan Gaycrest’s radio talk show and had to throw her 2 cents in on the photo op. She said, “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I am not allowed to jog anymore.”
Yea Miley, like…whatever. When asked why daisy dukes were necessary she told Ryan, “Like, O-M-G.” And made an emoticon with her hands. I personally have no beef with these photos, I just like telling the world how much of a slut she is when she is around her boyfriend. I posted some pictures of him below and if you saw him you would see why she acts so slutty for him.
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