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Miley Cyrus is a spoiled brat that has gotten pretty much everything she has ever wanted in her life. She recently did a press conference, probably because she wanted to, about her new film Hannah Montana: The Movie and she was asked a whole range of questions submitted by people on twitter. My favorite question was, “Ask her why she acts like such a diva when clearly she shouldn’t because she 16!”

She insists she isn’t a diva. In fact she even invited other would-be stars to come out and get in the business. Bullshit. She is totally a diva. What will be funny is when she hits about 19- 20 years of age when her face grows longer and her teeth become even more snaggletoothed and she can’t sell records anymore. What also will be funny is when her boyfriend who is over 18 gets arrested for banging a minor. These things will be funny. These are a few of my favorite things.

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Links that will never grow up

Andre 3000 got popped- IDLYITW

The New York Emmy Awards look horrific- IBBB

Guy Ritchie sure knows how to pick the ugly chicks- Holy Moly

Jennifer Garner is wearing ripped underwear- Drunken Stepfather

Ashley Olsen has a boney ass- I Don’t Want Your Life

Alyssa Milano wrote a book- yeeeah

Shawn Johnson has never been pretty- IDLYITW

Britney Spears almost banged a backup dancer- Celeb News Wire

Alyson Hannigan gave birth to a baby girl. Now she can get back to looking hot again- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Why would this hot chick bang Rod Stewart? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

I am so over Avril Lavigne. I still wanna put it in her ass though- popbytes

The Real World isn’t going anywhere- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Hayden Panettiere faces reality- Geno’s World

Michalle Obama is not gonna have another kid- notorious news

Miley yrus has just admitted in her own book Miles To Go  that she has a heart condition. It is called tachycardia. In her new autobriography she swears that the condition will not hurt her but it does make a rapid heart beat even more rapid. It is a shame that this isn’t a fatal condition, cause then we would get the pleasure of seeing Miley Cyrus drop dead on stage at one of her performances.

She writes in her new biography, ” The type of tachycardia I have isn’t dangerous. It won’t hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time on stage that I am not thinking about my heart.” Just think, if she doesn’t drop dead on stage then she will probably drop dead when having sex with her pedophile boyfriend. Or drop dead somewhere. For fucks sake Miley Just drop dead!

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Links that have a heart made of steel

Paris Hilton is pretty- IDLYITW

Tom Cruise likes spray tan- IBBB

I hate Duffy as much as anyone. My ears are begging for mercy- Holy Moly

Melissa Theuriau topless- Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox likes to feel up Brian Austin Green in public. Bastard. - I Don’t Want Your Life

Some scrawny chick in a bikini- yeeeah

Miranda Kerr isn’t gay- IDLYITW

Anne Heche is divorced- Celeb News Wire

Dancing With The Stars roundup – Allie Is Wired

Did Brad Pitt fuck the nanny? Why not? – popbytes

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt had a play date- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The paparazzi likes Vanessa Anne Hudgens- Geno’s World

Mandy moore is off the market- notorious news

Yesterday Miley Cyrus went for a jog with her pedophile boyfriend Justin Gaston. I don’t see why she felt it was necessary to wear daisy dukes and a shirt cut so low it would make Paris Hilton cry, but she deemed it necessary. She went on Ryan Gaycrest’s radio talk show and had to throw her 2 cents in on the photo op. She said, “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I am not allowed to jog anymore.”

Yea Miley, like…whatever. When asked why daisy dukes were necessary she told Ryan, “Like, O-M-G.” And made an emoticon with her hands. I personally have no beef with these photos, I just like telling the world how much of a slut she is when she is around her boyfriend. I posted some pictures of him below and if you saw him you would see why she acts so slutty for him.

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