Miley Cyrus though being very young, is looking for love all over the place. Her most recent boyfriend was rumored to be Nick Jonas but he wears a girly little promise ring that means he will not have sex for a million years or some shit. But Miley couldn’t wait and now she was photographed making out with some 18 year old dude named Liam Hemsworth – who plays her boyfriend in Last Song.

This doesn’t necessarily make the guy a pedophile, but he is dating, and probably fucking, a chick who is under the age of 18 which is probably illegal somewhere. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t really give a shit because by her dating someone not in her age range means that it will drum up some publicity and the Achey Breaky Heart singer thinks just about any publicity is good publicity. Point is, this dude will never go to jail for banging Miley Cyrus because he is a celebrity and Billy Ray would hold a protest outside of the courthouse if the police ever did take him in. Again P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y.

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Miley Cyrus hit up the beach in the Bahamas this weekend. There is a story here but this post is basically just an excuse to post pictures of her in a bikini. After she noticed the paparazzi snapping pics of her, she took the issue to Twitter and said, ” Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres thing about my body that i would change but stop calling me f*t in post. i don’t…even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words.”

Aww. Disney isn’t letting her use the word fat. If they are fighting words then Miley better get ready to kick some paparazzi/hater ass. She will probably just cower behind daddy’s crotch and let her parents do the fighting since she is a minor. Afterward she basically said that f*t people are beautiful and then like a schizo going through a personality changed realized she was “hating” on skinny people. She envoked Nicole Richie’s name and said she liked her figure.

So in Miley’s mind it is either morbidly obese or malnourishedly skinny. To be honest I don’t really care what Miley thinks and I have already forgotten what she said cause I am distracted by jailbait in a bikini. Now if I can just explain these pics to my parole officer when he checks my comp for contraband.

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Jamie Foxx is a funny person. Funny meaning he is fun to laugh at, his comedy kind of sucks. But he has changed that opinion in me after hearing what he had to say on his Sirius radio show The Foxxhole. On the show he asked the audience, ” Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant…shit.” He also mentioned that Miley said she was going to ruin Radiohead’s career because they didn’t meet with her backstage at the Grammy’s.

Foxx said,” She is gonna ruin Radiohead’s career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?” But the best piece of advice came last. The piece of advice that Miley should act on immediately. Foxx went on to say, ” Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.” Oh that Jamie. He is so funny! Again, funny to laugh at. His comedy still sucks.

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Links that are funny. Not funny looking.

Mel Gibson’s wife has lost her damn mind- IDLYITW

The Hills recap- IBBB

Jennifer Aniston made more money than Angelina Jolie is 2008- Holy Moly

Pamela Anderson might be getting married again- yeeeah

Natalie Portman is hotter than Angelina Jolie. Make no mistake. – Celeb News Wire

Holly Madison looks good while she works out- Drunken Stepfather

Christina Aguilera isn’t Kelly Brook- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Shanna Moakler is on twitter- Amy Grindhouse

Vanessa Anne Hudgens is the cutest chick in Hollywood- I Don’t Want Your Life

Michael Jackson wants to be immortalized- popbytes

Katie Holmes is dressed down but still sexy- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Moron Natalie Mejia confimrs she is dating Chris Brown- Geno’s World

Lindsay Lohan has a new eHarmony profile- notorious news

Miley Cyrus is a spoiled brat that has gotten pretty much everything she has ever wanted in her life. She recently did a press conference, probably because she wanted to, about her new film Hannah Montana: The Movie and she was asked a whole range of questions submitted by people on twitter. My favorite question was, “Ask her why she acts like such a diva when clearly she shouldn’t because she 16!”

She insists she isn’t a diva. In fact she even invited other would-be stars to come out and get in the business. Bullshit. She is totally a diva. What will be funny is when she hits about 19- 20 years of age when her face grows longer and her teeth become even more snaggletoothed and she can’t sell records anymore. What also will be funny is when her boyfriend who is over 18 gets arrested for banging a minor. These things will be funny. These are a few of my favorite things.

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Links that will never grow up

Andre 3000 got popped- IDLYITW

The New York Emmy Awards look horrific- IBBB

Guy Ritchie sure knows how to pick the ugly chicks- Holy Moly

Jennifer Garner is wearing ripped underwear- Drunken Stepfather

Ashley Olsen has a boney ass- I Don’t Want Your Life

Alyssa Milano wrote a book- yeeeah

Shawn Johnson has never been pretty- IDLYITW

Britney Spears almost banged a backup dancer- Celeb News Wire

Alyson Hannigan gave birth to a baby girl. Now she can get back to looking hot again- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Why would this hot chick bang Rod Stewart? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

I am so over Avril Lavigne. I still wanna put it in her ass though- popbytes

The Real World isn’t going anywhere- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Hayden Panettiere faces reality- Geno’s World

Michalle Obama is not gonna have another kid- notorious news

Miley yrus has just admitted in her own book Miles To Go  that she has a heart condition. It is called tachycardia. In her new autobriography she swears that the condition will not hurt her but it does make a rapid heart beat even more rapid. It is a shame that this isn’t a fatal condition, cause then we would get the pleasure of seeing Miley Cyrus drop dead on stage at one of her performances.

She writes in her new biography, ” The type of tachycardia I have isn’t dangerous. It won’t hurt me, but it does bother me. There is never a time on stage that I am not thinking about my heart.” Just think, if she doesn’t drop dead on stage then she will probably drop dead when having sex with her pedophile boyfriend. Or drop dead somewhere. For fucks sake Miley Just drop dead!

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Links that have a heart made of steel

Paris Hilton is pretty- IDLYITW

Tom Cruise likes spray tan- IBBB

I hate Duffy as much as anyone. My ears are begging for mercy- Holy Moly

Melissa Theuriau topless- Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox likes to feel up Brian Austin Green in public. Bastard. - I Don’t Want Your Life

Some scrawny chick in a bikini- yeeeah

Miranda Kerr isn’t gay- IDLYITW

Anne Heche is divorced- Celeb News Wire

Dancing With The Stars roundup – Allie Is Wired

Did Brad Pitt fuck the nanny? Why not? – popbytes

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt had a play date- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The paparazzi likes Vanessa Anne Hudgens- Geno’s World

Mandy moore is off the market- notorious news

Yea Miley, like…whatever. When asked why daisy dukes were necessary she told Ryan, “Like, O-M-G.” And made an emoticon with her hands. I personally have no beef with these photos, I just like telling the world how much of a slut she is when she is around her boyfriend. I posted some pictures of him below and if you saw him you would see why she acts so slutty for him.

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Miley Cyrus isn’t the smartest girl in the world. Just recently she posed for a picture where her and a lot of her much older friends pulled their eyes back to look Asian and snapped a pic. I don’t know if this picture was posted on MySpace or what but it got out to the media and now everyone is calling her a racist. One woman, Lucie J. Kim, a pacific islander, has filed a lawsuit against Cyrus for the photo.

She is demanding that the photo depicted a civil rights violation and because of that she wants a cool $4,000 for every pacific islander in the country. Add it up and it comes to $4 billion. Now Miley has a lot of money but not that much. More than likely the case will be thrown out and it will forever be regarded as one of the most frivolous law suits in history.However, if and when this thing goes to court, Miley will have to go to MySpace AGAIN and go to Facebook AGAIN and apologize for the photograph. I personally seriously doubt that Miley is a racist but it is fun to call her that because she is not a normal person. Lucie J. Kim says that Miley’s “she’s just a kid” defense won’t fly in court and that it is like Paris Hilton trying to say “she’s just a kid.” Well one small difference. Miley is a kid. Paris is an adult attention whore and a pretty big slut. So there is a difference. Once this Kim lady gets her 15 minutes of fame she will back off and probably try to become a singer or some shit. I hate Hollywood.

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Links that keep photos to themselves

The Real Housewives Of NYC is coming to a t.v. near you- IBBB

Kate Hudson had a stripper poll installed in her bathroom- Allie Is Wired

Lily Allen is cute- yeeeah

Kenny Chesney straight? I doubt that- Celeb News Wire

Jessica Simpson has cellulite ridden thunder thighs- I Don’t Want Your Life

Pink has ugly friends- Drunken Stepfathers

Joaquin Phoenix is a lunatic- IDLYITW

Michael Jackson has a flesh eating virus- Holy Moly

Gwyneth Paltrow does not know how to dress herself- d-listed

Look at this loser Mandy Moore is marrying- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Behind the scenes of Eliza Dushku’s sexy MAXIM photo shoot- Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The octomom shows off her disgusting belly- notorious news

Last night was the Grammys and one thing that really was interesting was the performance of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus singing Taylor’s 15. When they, they meaning Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson who is Vince McMahon’s little bitch, announced that Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus would be performing together my first thought that went through my head was I wonder what Taylor Swift looks like naked and then I got back to reality and wondered if their voices could actually sync with each other.

It was a pretty cool performance and Taylor looked stunning. Of the Grammy performance and her friendship with Miley Taylor said, ” We’re friends, so anytime I’m performing with her, my nerves go away, ’cause she’s always trying to make me laugh or is doing something ridiculous.” I bet that Miley’s dad set up this friendship. He has enough money he probably bought Taylor for Miley. And what exactly does Miley do that is “ridiculous?” Like taking half nude pictures of herself and sending them to half the people on the internet? I am pissed enough as it is that Taylor doesn’t date or do anything cool. The last thing she needs to do is spend time with a skank like Miley. Taylor used to date the oldest Jonas Brother but then he tried to touch one of her breasts and she peed her pants a little bit.

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Links that have friends that aren’t media whores

One of the Olsen twins smokes cigarettes- IBBB

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Carrie Underwood has nice cleavage- IDLYITW

Eddie Murphy will be broke soon- Holy Moly

Calire Danes is engaged- Celeb News Wire

Fergies wedding photos- Allie Is Wired

Even Paris Hilton skanked up the Grammy Awards- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Katy Perry has netted cleavage- I Don’t Want Your Life

Chris Brown isn’t the only girl beater- Drunken Stepfather

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are an item again- Geno’s World

Cyndi Lauper is still alive- popbytes

Angelina Jolie won’t be out done by octuplet mom- yeeeah

Update: Rihanna is the female victim and was pistol whipped- notorious news

Disney tween music star Miley Cyrus has issued a statement through her fan website apologizing for the photo that had people calling her a racist. In the photo, below, her and a group of friends are pictured posing with their hands slanting their eyes which Asian fans thought was her taking a stab or making fun of the Asian culture. Miley says, ” I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!”

I can definitely see how the Asian community would be upset about the photo. I just like to see Miley groveling in front of her fans. No apology was made when she took pictures of herself in her underwear and posing provocatively in a shower. But then again people just assumed that Disney would drop her but they are making like $20 mil a year with this little whore so that will probably never happen. When I was 16 I was barely driving and trying to impress girls with my Dodge Shadow. Miley on the other hand could get any guy she wants but goes with a 20 year old underwear model who probably hits that shit every night. I am sure this is happening but I probably won’t have to convince you of this because pictures are more than likely right around the corner.

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Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. snaggletooth brat, has been making the news the past few days because she just turned 16 and has gotten her driver’s license. Now she has more money than God so she could probably get just about any car she wanted. I assumed she would be trendy and get a hybrid, but I assumed wrong. Instead she got her mother’s former car, A PORSCHE! She tells People her dream present for her sweet 16 would be, ” a car, but we’ll see… I don’t want to name a certain kind. I want my parents to know that I’m happy with anything that they get me. I know I’d be really lucky to even get a car.”

Like I said spoiled bitch. In other news, she has been trying for months to become emancipated from her parents so she can get a place of her own. More than likely with boyfriend Justin Gaston. They actually haven’t been seen together for a couple of weeks now. Maybe Miley got sick of giving head. I remember a few months back when Miley and her dad went on Oprah and she was talking about how she was trying to get her own credit card. She was 15 at the time. I don’t have much faith in this girl, I don’t. I believe she will turn into the same thing that most child stars turn into. a pre-20’s popwreck who is hooked on coke and can’t seem to keep nude pictures of herself from popping up all over the internet. In the coming weeks we will either get one of two news stories. Miley is knocked up or she has gotten into a car accident. It’s a 50/50 chance people so let’s hope for the worst.

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