Michelle Rodriguez says she is leaving her trouble past behind her and is “born again.” Is that the same thing as getting laid? If she needs help with that I am available. Of course Michelle is a bi sexual so it wouldn’t be any fun unless we had another hot Hollywood female in the room. I can help her with that too. At the end of the day Michelle Rodriguez just said a bunch of words and didn’t get naked.

Here are some of those words. She says, ” I knock on wood that the media will understand me. But if I saw only one percent of my life, I would think the same thing everybody else thinks. So when they don’t get it, I don’t feel lost. My whole thing is, I am waiting for them to catch up.” How deep. How thoughtful. How… oops, got a boner. Gotta go.

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Links that are bi sectional. Or is it bi sexual? Bi sectional.

Chicks like watches- IDLYITW

KimKardashian has camel toe- IBBB

I Love You, Man is a good movie- Holy Moly

Rumor Willis is see through. Close your eyes- Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Bynes still has legs- I Don’t Want Your Life

Britney Spears might be engaged but more than likely just slutty- yeeeah

Kendra Wilkinson is subtle- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lady GaGa looks good no matter what her hair looks like- Allie Is Wired

Matthew McConaughey is a moron- Celeb News Wire

Nadya Suleman is patenting the name Octomom- Amy Grindhouse

Shawn Johnson got an award- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Spencer Pratt: Attention whore-in-chief- Geno’s World

Why is Drew Barrymore dressed like Jennifer Lopez? – popbytes

American Idol judges use their save- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jessica Simpson is validated- notorious news