Looks like American Idol is heating up with a hometown hottie. You like that? See what I did there? I used a figurative reference to ‘heating up’ to describe a a female American Idol contestant who was once a MAXIM hometown hottie. I AM THE MASTER OF LANGUAGE.

This Amy Davis, a top 12 contestant on American Idol this season. She’s smokin’ hot and can sing pretty well so far so she may turn out to be this year’s Katharine McPhee. Below are some images of her when she was one of the little people. So pretty, yet so humble…

 I am a beauty with brains and a killer voice. I turn heads wherever I go, and keep them turned when I start singing. (source)

One thing to note: I like her singing a whole lot better when she’s in a bikini.

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Check out Christina Aguilera in Maxim’s March issue where she reveals wicked bedroom secrets. Sassy!

Maxim: There seems to be new celebrity divorce in the tabloids every week. How do you guys keep it going? Role-playing? Costumes?

CA: How did you get into my bedroom? [laughs] We always have fun. I like to play doctor.
Maxim: Details, please.

CA: I got Jordan a doctor’s outfit with a doctor’s bag full of sex toys. I wore the naughty nurse costume, of course.

With all the Anna Nicole Smiths, Britneys and Hiltons (et al) fucking it up for everyone, it’s nice to see that someone with a real talent can still make a living these days. Christina Aguilera is a little teeney smokin’ hot pixie and just want to kiss her on head and put her in my pocket. It’s almost unfair that she’s so hot and she can sing so well. It’s like having sex with a prostitute and then she decides to let have it for free. And you weren’t even going to kill this one. Remember we promised ourself? Okay, that’s a little different. I bet she’d look good in duct tape.

Check out Lacey Chabert in the January issue of Maxim magazine where she talks about her upcoming movie, Party of Five, life in Hollywood and growing up in the sizzling south.

In your new movie, you’re being terrorized by a maniac who’s been locked in an attic. Do you survive?
I can’t say. But I do have one really cool scene where I go under the house to reset the circuit breaker and he chases me. I’m crawling through the mud on my stomach, trying to get away, and I have mud in my eyes, in my teeth, up my nose…I was sneezing mud for two days after that. (source)

Did she say crawling through the mud on her stomach? I love horror films. Especially horror films where Santa is the bad guy and is ultra naughty. And horror films where Santa is the bad guy chasing a sexy, southern innocent chick is ultra naughty in a way that only inhabits my dreams. I’m not saying this is the plot for her upcoming movie Black Christmas (opening Christmas Day), I’m saying this is the plot for the screenplay in my mind. A mind is a terrible thing. Check out these terrible scans of Lacey Chabert in the January edition of Maxim.

Jambalaya! Hang on to your bootstraps; it’s time again for FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW). This is Cameron Richardson and she’s a gin-u-wine lass from the bayous of Looziana. She’s also fucking hot. I ran across her when I was searching for my ‘Cajun Queens’ photo spread I shot last winter and according to the infinitely knowledgeable IMDB, she’s an actress who’s been in movies no one gives a shit about except if there were nude scenes. She was also was named #52 on Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2005 list which puts her on this girl’s list automatically. I was ranked #3 on the national list of women who show the goods for two vodka crans, only to be beat out by two biker skanks with money enough to pay off the judges. Fucking politics. Oh, and I’ve taken first place at the Harley Davidson Biker Babe Bash three years running. Eat your heart out, fellas.
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