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Happy 4th of July Americans! This is the day we celebrate kicking every one else’s ass in every war ever. As the last superpower standing, we come together every year and blow shit up on the day our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence from our British oppressors. Those brave men signed a document that meant that all people had the right to live in freedom without worry of religious or government interference - as long as you were a white upper class property owner living in Boston, New York or Philadelphia. Fuck yeah!

It took us a few hundred years to figure out the racism part, but in those few hundred years we decided that America stands for truth, justice and hot chicks in bikinis. True story. They’re adding a book to the Bible right now called the Book of America and on page one is a picture of Marisa Miller. She’s half naked and she embodies everything that Jesus and John Hancock had in mind. So raise your glass of Sam Adams, here’s to America. The haters can suck a bald eagle dick.

[Ed. note: Okay, so I published this a bit late. Beer, BBQ, & bikinis are to blame... F.]

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So the auto linker is down, my server is bloated like a tick on a hound dog and I can’t post for shit with this bullshit wireless connection. The good news is Marisa Miller continues to be hot in lingerie. So break out the SPF 1000, ’cause I’m going to the beach folks. If you see a guy with a farmer tan, black knee socks and sweater of chest hair…look to the right. See that handsome blogger? That’s me ladies. If you need me, you’ll find me under a pile jello stained dixie cups next to the strippers from The Suck-Bang-Blow club. Harley chicks rule.

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Marissa Miller have once and for all answered the party question of “What three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” I read that these pics are for an upcoming Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot, but I don’t have confirmation. Who cares though? It’s all about the hotness, and hotness is resounding in these photos! One question amidst this perfection of trois, though . . . do you think Marissa Miller looks a little too muscular and skinny? I think she’s bordering on it with the shape of her legs and some weird muscle striations in her torso area. Also, her typically huge breasts don’t see all that huge in these photos. Check out the pics below and maybe you’ll agree . . .