mariah carey
She Will Eat All That Shit
Feb 11th
Nick Cannon was at the Renaissance Hotel looking for sweet treats for Valentines day that he could share with his partner Mariah Carey the other day. That statement is true except for the whole “share” thing. He will spend hundreds on sweet and when he walks in the door Mariah will tackle him like an MVP line backer.
If he thinks candy will get him pussy then he seriously needs to rethink his strategy on love. Mariah will bog down that shit like it is diabetic meds after a coma. And I am sure she has had a couple of those in her life before. Anything to keep her off the stage and preventing a stage collapse makes me feel safer though. See? Nick Cannon is saving the world one sweet tart at a time!
Mariah Carey Nip Slip in Capri
Aug 15th
Slow day Folks. Mariah Carey looks like she’s been hitting the gym and eating right because she looks awesome in these swimsuit pics from Capri. That or she’s back on the coke. Pic 2 shows Mariah Carey’s grainy nipple off the coast of the beautiful island of Capri where I think it’s the law that you have be semi nude. Her nipple is not grainy, just the photo of her nipple, which looks like it was taken using the Hubble Telescope. Science in action!
I would hold Mariah Carey’s Lipstick
May 6th
I’ve always heard that Mariah Carey was a huge bitch, but judging from this VIBE photo shoot she’s a very fit bitch with a huge rack. Mariah Carey seems like the type that would leave you holding her purse while she danced with other dudes in a club. But you would take it because later, if you were lucky, she’d let you jack off to her when she fell asleep. You stud, you.
Mariah Carey in a Bikini, Looking Quite Nice!
Feb 24th
I don’t think I’ve written about Mariah Carey before, mostly because I feel sorry for her. She just tries too hard. She usually wears outfits that aren’t made for her body type, I’ve read that she gets makeup artists to spray-tan on ab definition before shows, and worst yet she supposedly demands her assistants remove the labels in her clothing and replace them with smaller sized labels. That’s what I call a whole mess of crazy.
However, I must say that in this series of photos from the Caribbean a while back, Mariah is sporting a really nice body. There is not a part on her that looks too big, and she’s not at all what I thought she’s look like in a bikini. Her body is actually impressive. I’ve heard both that these photos are from paparrazi stalking her while she’s on the beach, and also that they’re from paparrazi shooting her while she’s working on a real photoshoot. I’m not sure of the true context, but I am sure that Mariah Carey’s body is impressive nowadays . . .
