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Slow day Folks. Mariah Carey looks like she’s been hitting the gym and eating right because she looks awesome in these swimsuit pics from Capri. That or she’s back on the coke. Pic 2 shows Mariah Carey’s grainy nipple off the coast of the beautiful island of Capri where I think it’s the law that you have be semi nude. Her nipple is not grainy, just the photo of her nipple, which looks like it was taken using the Hubble Telescope. Science in action!

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I’ve always heard that Mariah Carey was a huge bitch, but judging from this VIBE photo shoot she’s a very fit bitch with a huge rack. Mariah Carey seems like the type that would leave you holding her purse while she danced with other dudes in a club. But you would take it because later, if you were lucky, she’d let you jack off to her when she fell asleep. You stud, you.

(photos via VIBE)

I don’t think I’ve written about Mariah Carey before, mostly because I feel sorry for her. She just tries too hard. She usually wears outfits that aren’t made for her body type, I’ve read that she gets makeup artists to spray-tan on ab definition before shows, and worst yet she supposedly demands her assistants remove the labels in her clothing and replace them with smaller sized labels. That’s what I call a whole mess of crazy.

However, I must say that in this series of photos from the Caribbean a while back, Mariah is sporting a really nice body. There is not a part on her that looks too big, and she’s not at all what I thought she’s look like in a bikini. Her body is actually impressive. I’ve heard both that these photos are from paparrazi stalking her while she’s on the beach, and also that they’re from paparrazi shooting her while she’s working on a real photoshoot. I’m not sure of the true context, but I am sure that Mariah Carey’s body is impressive nowadays . . .