Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is Starting a Production Company
Jul 10th
Lindsay Lohan isn’t havloring a lot of luck int he acting field, so she is taking the next logical step and starting a production company. She isn’t going at it alone though, she is going to start the company with a friend of hers Kristi Kaylor. They already do business together with clothing or perfume or some shit like that. Doesn’t really matter because at the end of the day Lohan has 0 experience.
This Kristi chick isn’t so wet behind the ears though. Before getting into the boring life of fashion she was senior vp of Pacific Motion Pictures. She also partnered with Jennifer Aniston for something called Voxxy and we all know how Jen Aniston’s career is booming now. ::sarcasm:: Here’s the catch though. If you are such a kick ass movie producer, why the hell would you make the shift to fashion? My prediction, as I am sure it is all the same with the people who read this, is that this production thing will fall flat on its face and Lohan will be doing coked up high kicks out behind a Sunset Boulevard bar at 3 a.m. in no time.
Links that go to porn when serious acting doesn’t work out
Barack Obama is cool- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse is doing just fine, I guess, I really don’t care- Holy Moly
Beyonce has a new music video out- popbytes
Hayden Panettiere is in a bikini, needs to show me her nipples- Amy Grindhouse
Jamie Foxx is a dick- IDLYITW
Michael Jackson was pretty high when he died- notorious news
Lindsay Lohan Turned down a role in “The Hangover”
Jul 8th
Lindsay Lohan’s movie career is going nowhere. Her latest film is called Labor Pains and it will air on ABC Family this month. Apparently she plays a pregnant chick who likes to drink red bull. To throw some gas on the fire, it is being reported now that she turned down a role in the blockbuster hit The Hangover. Ouch.
So instead of a stripper with freckles all over her ass you got Heather Graham, much better choice. I am not sure what LiLo will do next but I am sure it won’t make it to the big screen. She can try her hand at music again, which basically is just Lohan shooting music videos where she, yes, drinks more red bull and wears 15 different pairs of sunglasses at night. Outside of that, Lohan is going nowhere. Nice knowin’ ya LiLo.
Lindsay Lohan is getting Sued
Jul 7th
Lindsay Lohan has been doing everything in her power lately to sell as many cans of her self tanning spray, Sevin Nyne, to anyone who is looking to look darker. Of course it would probably sell more quickly if her pale pasty freckled ass actually used some of it. Here’s the catch, she didn’t develop the formula. Or at least that is what is being claimed by chemist Jennifer Sunday.
Sunday says she created the spray and Sunday’s partner violated contract terms and turned to Lohan to shell out the super expensive spray. I am not really sure if it is expensive. All I know is that when it is SUMMER most people aren’t gonna shell out cash for a tanning spray. That is like opening an ice cream stand in the north pole. Now Sunday says she wants all proceeds from the tanning spray to go directly to her and is probably gonna seek some sort of financial compensation from Lohan and Lorit Simon. Simon is the chick that was partnered with Sunday.
LiLo is still Gettin’ Paid
Jul 1st
It has been a while since I posted on Lindsay Lohan. More than likely because I don’t wanna hear about her love troubles with Samantha Ronson but it seems that things are over for sure and she is out of her life. LiLo official 23rd birthday isn’t until tomorrow but she got a huge paycheck for having a birthday party the other day at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
The hotel and casino paid her $70,000 to hold her party there. They probably thought since it was a 21 and over party that a lot of people would be hitting up the tables, but they probably just chilled poolside and scoped out Lohan in a bikini. At least that is what I would have done. In many ways this is a landmark for Lohan. She tried to throw a 21st birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas but it was cancelled when she checked into rehab. And she set up a site for her 22nd birthday party but there ere no takers. Congrats Linds! You made all of us non-celebrities hate ourselves just a little bit more.
Links that were born on the fourth of July
R.Kelly, still bangin’ underage girls- IDLYITW
Chicks in abthing suits- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Best and worst beach bodies- popbytes
Bruno answers digg questions- Geno’s World
Sarah Palin looks good in spandex- Drunken Stepfather
You might see Hayden Panetierre’s ass in her new movie- yeeeah
Michael Jackson likes to get high. REALLY high. – IDLYITW
Hilary Duff is the new Gossip Girl – notorious news
Lindsay Lohan is anything but a workaholic- Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears has a new music video out- Allie Is Wired
Jessica Alba. Because she’s hot- I Don’t Want Your Life
Holly Madison is back with douche bag extraordinaire Criss Angel- Amy Grindhouse
Peaches Geldof snapped with mystery man- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
