Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is Hot Again
Dec 7th
Lindsay Lohan has not really been in the news as of recently but now she is back and she is making a big impact on the magazine world by posing nude and semi-nude in some steamy pictures which feature…wait for it… DUN DUN DUN… a guy! Apparently the dude is drunk and has passed out and now Lindsay is playing tic-tac-toe on his back.
I do not know what Samantha Ronson thinks of this but I am sick and tired of hearing about that little troll so if LiLo wants to go back to the cock then I say go for it. I am sure when the mag comes out there will be some NSFW images in there but in the mean time we have SFW photos that you can look at, but I wouldn’t forward them to your boss. Not just yet.
Links that have always been hot
Carrie Underwood is in a bikini- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan is slutty again too- Allie Is Wired
Seriously, Miley Cyrus out does Paris Hilton in sluttiness- Drunken Stepfather
Tiger Woods is banging 7 different chicks. Not including his wife. SWEET!- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
A porn star is amongst the chicks Tiger Woods fucked- IDLYITW
Rosie Jones is topless- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Lindsay Lohan Killed Heath Ledger
Nov 10th
It is being reported by Radar.com that Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death. The sources comes from leaked audio tapes, leaked my ass, from Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan. You gotta remember that Radar are Dina and Michael’s favorite place to speak up when they want to be heard in the tabloids.
However, I am not saying that the leaked phone conversation was staged because if they got busted doing that they would have lost all credibility in the tabloid world and would be shunned by Hollywood for the rest of their lives. In the tapes Dina expressed just how concerned she was for Lindsay saying that Heath’s death “really fucked her up.” So when you think about it, Lindsay is partially responsible for the death of one of the greatest Hollywood actors that has ever seen the big screen. Congrats Lindsay. Your life=fail.
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Lindsay Lohan is Refusing Rehab
Oct 21st
Lindsay Lohan had a court date the other day because she was constantly skipping alcohol classes that were appointed by the judge. I am sure she was too shit faced to attend and now that she is showing that she has no interest in being sober, her family and friends are concerned that her life is spiraling out of control.
A source tells Radar, “We are hopeful that the staff where she is attending her classes will help her, it just doesn’t seem likely that it will be enough.” I personally hope she doesn’t get help because with Amy Winehouse camped out across the pond, we need a U.S. trainwreck to keep the tabloids entertaining. I could say something nice like “she will come around” or “give her time” but that wouldn’t be in my best interest, now would it?
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Lindsay Lohan Will Face An Intervention
Oct 9th
99.9% of the time when people arrange an intervention it is a surprise. The intervention itself has to hit them like a ton of bricks and then everyone tells the druggie that they love him/her and ask them to go to rehab. I know. I watch Intervention. But for some reason Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father thinks it is better to tell everyone who will listen that he is staging an intervention for his daughter.
According to him Lindsay is addicted to Adderall ( an amphetamine) Zoloft (anti anxiety) and a number of bi-polar drugs. Now maybe an intervention is actually in the works but maybe Michael Lohan is just trying to get some free press. For what? I have no idea. I think Lindsay is more fun when she is strung out but I haven’t been seeing too much of her in the news other than when she is getting booed off the stage at fashion shows. I would like to hear more about how she is universally rejected for movie after movie. That shit is funny.
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Strung out links
Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ magazine- IDLYITW
They built a titanium seat for Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass on The View- Geno’s World
Lily Allen slips a cute little nipple- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kristin Cavallari with a mouth full of cum- I Don’t Want Your Life
David Hasselhoff s drunk and beating people up- yeeeah
Southland got cancelled. Haha!- notorious news
Joe Francis is beating people up- IDLYITW
