Lindsay Lohan
This Will Never Happen
Feb 2nd
There is some cracknut producer in Hollywood that thinks since he is a big name producer he can do anything he likes. Like pair up Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa for example. The guys name is Rodney Jerkins and he should be shot. This would be a terrible pairing. The two have nothing in common except they both like to eat bush every now and then.
GaGa just did a Grammy performance with Elton John and knocked the performance out of the ball park. Meanwhile Lindsay was busy getting rejected for yet another movie role and sniffing dexedrine in the men’s bathroom. Chick has zero talent. I would like to see the performance for sure cause I would love to see LiLo get upstaged. Little LiLo. Such a stupid little girl. She will never play with the big dogs.
Lindsay Lohan is Gonna be Topless
Jan 29th
There is a new movie coming out called Machete directed by Robert Rodriguez. It doesn’t seem like all that good of a movie except for the fact that Lindsay is going to be skinny dipping in a waterfall. That sounds good. As much of an attention whore that she is, she still hasn’t shown off that killer little ass of hers.
If this movie doesn’t show LiLo booty I will never write about her again. OK there is no truth to that at all but I will seriously be pissed off. One thing that I am banking on is that she is going to show off her saggy cocaine tits in this movie. I have seen them like a million times so I could care less if I see them again but that ass? I am getting all worked up. I will have to pace myself until it hits theatres.
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Weekend links thats last name does not end with Lohan
I wanna be a Miranda Kerr ass picker- IDLYITW
Cindy Crawford is still alive- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Katy Perry is…kinda gross- Allie Is Wired
Brooke Burns ruins a see through moment- Drunken Stepfather
Brittany Murphy’s husband sues Hollywood- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
I don’t think Suri Cruise likes being held anymore- Geno’s World
Dita Von Teese’s cleavage is…wow!- yeeeah
Matthew McConaughey is over dressed for the beach- popbytes
Some British people do British stuff gov’na- Holy Moly
Brooke Hogan is a hoss male man with a penis- Amy Grindhouse
Kristin Cavallariis still smokin’ hot- IBBB
Lindsay Lohan is Still Cutting Herself
Jan 19th
Lindsay Lohan has the world at her feet. She is followed everywhere by the paparazzi and if she cleaned up her act a little bit she could be in movies that don’t go straight to television. But she is a bitchy emo kid and decides that cutting herself is cooler than actually doing an honest days work.
Recent photos reveal scars that are fresh on Lindsay’s arms that look to be self inflicted. It isn’t even like she is trying to hide it. You can see those nasty emo scars on the pic above, just above the shitty tattoo. All I can hope is that she eventually cuts deep enough and you won’t be hearing of Lindsay Lohan again. Oh how I look forward to the day.
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Lindsay Lohan Fears Release of Sex Tape
Jan 14th
According to The Daily Mail Lindsay Lohan is freaking out about a 47 second long “sex tape” that is about to get leaked online. I do not know who took the sex out of sex tape but there it is. It is actually a miracle that LiLo went this long without having a sex tape leaked. It must be some sort of record.
Anyway, if there is a 47 second long tape, which I doubt there is, then I will throw it up on the NSFW section here. I personally would pawn my left nut just to get a decent ass shot of LiLo. Ok so I wouldn’t pawn my left nut cause then I wouldn’t have anything to bust later. But yea, an ass shot would be nice.
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