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Lindsay Lohan had a court date the other day because she was constantly skipping alcohol classes that were appointed by the judge. I am sure she was too shit faced to attend and now that she is showing that she has no interest in being sober, her family and friends are concerned that her life is spiraling out of control.

A source tells Radar, “We are hopeful that the staff where she is attending her classes will help her, it just doesn’t seem likely that it will be enough.” I personally hope she doesn’t get help because with Amy Winehouse camped out across the pond, we need a U.S. trainwreck to keep the tabloids entertaining. I could say something nice like “she will come around” or “give her time” but that wouldn’t be in my best interest, now would it?

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99.9% of the time when people arrange an intervention it is a surprise. The intervention itself has to hit them like a ton of bricks and then everyone tells the druggie that they love him/her and ask them to go to rehab. I know. I watch Intervention. But for some reason Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father thinks it is better to tell everyone who will listen that he is staging an intervention for his daughter.

According to him Lindsay is addicted to Adderall ( an amphetamine) Zoloft (anti anxiety) and a number of bi-polar drugs. Now maybe an intervention is actually in the works but maybe Michael Lohan is just trying to get some free press. For what? I have no idea. I think Lindsay is more fun when she is strung out but I haven’t been seeing too much of her in the news other than when she is getting booed off the stage at fashion shows. I would like to hear more about how she is universally rejected for movie after movie. That shit is funny.

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Strung out links

Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ magazine- IDLYITW

They built a titanium seat for Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass on The View- Geno’s World

Lily Allen slips a cute little nipple- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kristin Cavallari with a mouth full of cum- I Don’t Want Your Life

David Hasselhoff s drunk and beating people up- yeeeah

Southland got cancelled. Haha!- notorious news

Joe Francis is beating people up- IDLYITW

Michael Lohan is now speaking out about a possible prescription drug addiction that Lindsay Lohan is suffering with. We all know that Michael Lohan will say just about anything under the sun for a little bit of press but he sounds very serious and concerned this time around. He is claiming that LiLo is addicted to prescription drugs ( he didn’t get into specifics) and that she will end up like Michael Jackson or DJ AM.

Of course Michael Lohan wouldn’t have a stool to stand on to make these claims but after a recent runway show starring LiLo, everyone took one look at her frail frame and starting speculating that she either has an eating disorder or a drug addiction. Michael being the diligent father that he is immediately seized the opportunity to spout off.

He said, “I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”

I personally do not think LiLo is on prescription drugs because when she is all strung out and stoned she usually is a lot more fun to keep track of. So far all she has been doing is trying to get inside Samantha Ronson’s muff and failing at fashion shows. Nothing new here. I just think Michael Lohan wants to be heard from again. Now that he lost his little buddy Jon Gosselin he knows that soon he will fade away into obscurity and he does not want that to happen.

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Links high on life

Tila Tequila will be dead in 2 weeks. Yes!- IDLYITW

Lady GaGa before the GaGa- Geno’s World

A Backstreet Boy has the swine flu- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jessica Biel is a hardass. But we already knew that.- I Don’t Want Your Life

Simon Cowell knows how to get drunk party- yeeeah

David Letterman continues to give players a bad name- notorious news

Aubrey O’Day is photogenic- IDLYITW