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I know, I know . . . you couldn’t imagine a day when sloppy, large, boorish Lily Allen would be hot. Me either. But here we are faced with the January’s issue of British GQ which features a spread of Lily that showing off her new body resulting from watching her diet, exercising, and working with a hypnotist. And damn it, she is hot.

Lily looks amazing, but it annoys me to recall how long she spent making excuses for being heavy. She would ardently tell the press that she’d never be skinny because her body wasn’t built “that way,” that she was happy as a Size 12, that she hated being compared to Amy Winehouse who was skinnier than her, etc . . . But clearly her body can indeed lose weight, and clearly she was not happy as a Size 12 (but who the hell wants to look like Amy Winehouse–nasty!).

Seriously, now that Lily actually tried to lose weight and succeeded, it’s quite obvious that her body is built “that way” after all . . .