Lily Allen
Lily Allen Is Friendly
Mar 13th
Lily Allen lost her cool when she was followed by a paparazzo and he accidentally got into a fender bender with her. After the accident Lily jumped from her car and started punching, kicking and cursing the photographer. People are speculating that this would be a bad move by her because if the paparazzo files a report against her, she may lose her U.S. work visa and not be allowed to tour the U.S. starting in April after a handful of UK dates.
After the fight the bodyguards pulled her away and the gunless British police were heard saying, ” Isn’t this a bloody bowlful of bollocks?” You know Lily Allen has had this temper for some time now. When I was on the beach photographing her topless she flicked her cigarette butt at me and put her top back on. What gives Lily? I like tits. Is that a crime? Granted I got off easy, but I am sure this photographer isn’t too hurt. Her fluffy Uggs probably were more of a massage to this dudes ass than an actual painful kick.
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Links that think the paparazzi is public enemy #1
Katy Perry is rich- IDLYITW
Bindi Irwin is a spoiled little bitch- IBBB
Someone doesn’t like the paparazzi- Holy Moly
Lady Gaga has a penis- Drunken Stepfather
Paris Hilton is frumpy- I Don’t Want Your Life
Marissa Miller is playing topless basketball- Celeb News Wire
Even Rihanna is out partying- IDLYITW
The real Barbie dream house- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Angelina Jolie is out on a ledge- popbytes
An American Idol star has a boyfriend- Geno’s World
Chris Brown will not be at the Kid’s Choice Awards- yeeeah
Lindsay Lohan is selfish- notorious news
Gary Busey is sober enough to roast Larry The Cable Guy- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
This is why I love you
Aug 20th
Cute-as-button Lily Allen is always good for some drunken antics that usually end with her tits out (like my mom!) and this girl-on-girl fist fight is no different. There’s no way of knowing if this is a real fight or if Lily and this girl are really good friends or if this is Lily’s way of flirting with me. She knows how I like to see girls scratch each other to pieces. Sultry minx.
How Not to Get Pregnant, A Primer for Hollywood
Dec 20th
Considering that there have been three celebrity pregnancies to single moms announced in the past week or two, I believe that in Hollywood there may be a lack of information about how one becomes pregnant and what prevents pregnancy. If there is not misunderstanding, then I fail to comprehend how you’d let a pregnancy occur when
- You are, oh I don’t know, 16 years old (Jamie-Lynn Spears)
- You just lost a bunch of weight, look awesome, and shot your first scantily clad photo shoot (Lily Allen), or
- You are one of the hottest actresses in the world and pregnancy could mean losing the body that your career is based on (Jessica Alba).
Now before you lecture me on how it’s totally superficial to think about pregnancy in the context of ruining a woman’s body, let me remind you that it’s not like these girls are married and planned to start a family. That’s a whole other story. But anyway, I just want to share some facts about pregnancy that may help other celebs not to become prego:
- You can get pregnant even if you are 16. Oh and your popularity with 11 year-old Nickelodeon fans does not provide protection. Plus, if you have an insane famous sister, this makes you more prone to ruining your life as well. Get sterilized.
- If you are a rich A-lister with an ass to die for, your boyfriend is a nobody who isn’t even that attractive and is rumored to have given you Herpes, chances are he’ll knock you up. God sometimes plays jokes like that. Make him wear two condoms.
- When you lose 30 pounds or so and get to a healthy weight, you tend to enhance your fertility. Thus at the point that the media is making a row over your weight loss, you will need to get on and stay on the pill.
Just some fun facts, kids. Anyway, here’s some of what we very well may never see again from Jessica Alba . . .
Lily Allen Is Hot in January’s British GQ
Dec 18th
I know, I know . . . you couldn’t imagine a day when sloppy, large, boorish Lily Allen would be hot. Me either. But here we are faced with the January’s issue of British GQ which features a spread of Lily that showing off her new body resulting from watching her diet, exercising, and working with a hypnotist. And damn it, she is hot.
Lily looks amazing, but it annoys me to recall how long she spent making excuses for being heavy. She would ardently tell the press that she’d never be skinny because her body wasn’t built “that way,” that she was happy as a Size 12, that she hated being compared to Amy Winehouse who was skinnier than her, etc . . . But clearly her body can indeed lose weight, and clearly she was not happy as a Size 12 (but who the hell wants to look like Amy Winehouse–nasty!).
Seriously, now that Lily actually tried to lose weight and succeeded, it’s quite obvious that her body is built “that way” after all . . .
