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The salaries of all the stars on MTV’s The Hills has leaked to the public. I Don’t quite understand the obsession with the show except that a lot of losers out there like to live vicariously through the stars and think if they are watching hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with tons of money, that must mean that they are hot chicks going to clubs in Hollywood with lots of money. I know. Crazy right?

Not that they are worthy of their fat paychecks but it is being reported that Kristin Cavallari makes $90,000 per episode, Spencer Pratt makes $65,000 per episode (haha), and Audrina Patridge makes $100,000. This has kind of makes me wonder how much Lauren Conrad was being paid when she was still on the show. Since then her star has dropped and she is lucky I am even mentioning her name because she doesn’t need any press because she is not doing anything.

And oh yea, Heidi Montag or Heidi Pratt or whatever the fuck she is calling herself these days makes $100,000 an episode just like Audrina. Neither have talent so I can understand why they make so much. That is the key on MTV. No talent= big bucks. I am much more interested in Audrina Patridge naked however so I hope they cut her salary so she will do a Playboy photo shoot. A REAL one. None of this hype and then no nipple like Heidi. I have my fingers, toes and eyes crossed for this. But let’s face it. As long as losers are sitting in their home eating ice cream and then purging said ice cream to keep a slim figure so they can look more like the people on The Hills, Audrina and the others will always have a  job.

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It seems to me that all the dunces in Hollywood don’t know a good thing when they see it. Lauren Conrad famous for starring on MTV’s The Hills is now going against everything she stands for and is moving away. Albeit not far away, just to L.A. She feels that her safety is in jeopardy and she wants to live in an apartment building that has a door man. Apparently there are no apartment buildings in Hollywood. Moron. Why would anyonewant to go from a beautiful house in Hollywood and move into some complex in L.A. ?

The answer is simple. Drugs. Lauren Conrad is using drugs. That is why she wants to put away a little extra scratch each month. Of course all the paparazzi find it incredibly easy to snap a few shots of Lauren Conrad on a daily basis while she lives in Hollywood, so you can basically kiss the paparazzi snow storm good bye. And I guess MTV will have to change the name of The Hills to Smog Cityor some shit. What is even weirder is that a number of her friends are going with her. Not Heidi Montag of course, that little whore will stay in Tinseltown. We will miss you Lauren. Drop us a line every now and then. Or a nipple slip. Yea, a nipple slip would be better.

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So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.

You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.

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