It is being reported now by Us magazine that Sex And The City , or SATC for you savvy people, is coming back to the big screen for a sequel. Shit. If they are going to put a bunch of women together to talk about their love lives and are nymphomaniacs, they should get some hotter women. Younger women. Women that men actually want to have sex with! Sarah Jessica Parker is the closest thing to a real live witch that anyone will ever see.

According to a Us soruce, ” Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board.” The reason it took such a long time to make the first movie is because Kim Catrall was holding out until she got a paycheck as big as Sarah’s. Which one is the better actress is debatablebut which one I would rather fuck is a very difficult decision. It is like asking me if I want to blow my brains out with a shot gun or stab myself in the heart. I don’t really feel like doing either, but if I were forced I would make someone else do it. So if I had to bang either of them I would probably use a strap on and keep my eyes closed the entire time.

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Links that want to see Sex And The Country

Rihanna has nice cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars nomination list- Allie Is Wired

Helena Christensen is still sexy at 41- yeeeah

Cute college girl of the day – College Humor

George Clooney is coming back to ER – d-listed

Ashley Tisdale is in a white bikini- The Bastardly

Today is the one year anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Tom Cruise likes scientology. But scientology doesn’t like him. – Geno’s World

A hot chick wearing close to nothing- I Don’t Want Your Life

P!nk is off the market- notorious news

When it comes to NSFW, Valkyrie has you covered, boys.

Kristin Davis was allegedly helping herself to a three way around 5 years ago. I seriously doubt that was the only time, because everyone knows, once you join in, you’ll do it again. I am a little disappointed that the 3cum-sum included another guy, not girl.

Wtf is up with that?

Also, Kristin needed a good waxing. Then again, her ex-boyfriend might have liked his hair pie with actual hair. Some guys like the Sasquatch-crotch.

In honor of the day, which shall from here on be known as ‘Enjoy Your Hairy Crotch With 2 Cocks Day’, here is the link (again) to all 13 of the photos that the ex-boyfriend’s friend has circulating around the net. Yes, that’s right, photos. No video. At least Paris video’d for us.

See one hairy, toilet-sitting, cock-gobbling snatch.