Kristin Bell is a hottie totty bo botty. I am not sure what that is but she is pretty good looking. She decided that the day after the Grammy’s when everyone was paying attention to the tabloids would be a good attention whore move to announce her engagement. Just like Drew Barrymore.

I am a little upset about this engagement though. Not because I think I have a chance with her cause I spend way too much time stalking Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila to give a shit about some c-list blondie. But the fact that she is going to tie the knot with Dax Shepard that has an expression on his face twenty four hours a day like he just got done sucking down a whip-it makes me queazy. This guy epitomizes what a crack head looks like.

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Hey, I don’t know if Tila Tequila is gay for pay (i.e. pretending to be bisexual on her reality show since it means a fat paycheck), and I don’t care . . . but I do care that she showed up at SPIKE TV’s Video Game Awards looking adorable as always. And, she wasn’t the only hot girl there. I’ll give it to SPIKE TV–hands down they always have the best looking attendees and presenters at their award shows. I mean first the “Scream Awards” was packed full of tasty starlet hotness, and now the “Video Game Awards” is following suit . . . not to mention the TV channel hosts the HOOTERS Swimsuit Pageant.

Damn. This channel is brilliant. Evidence of their commitment to hotness at their awards shows is below . . .

Speaking of naughty, here’s a profile of those whore’s you hate to love, The Suicide girls.

I have to hand it to Spike TV for getting Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Kristanna Loken, and Jessica Biel in the same room. Though, had Spike also provided the girls with champagne, a hot tub, a false assurance of privacy, and then a live internet feed, it would have made for an even more interesting evening. But, I digress . . .

Check out the hotness at the Scream Awards, as well as the crumbs (i.e. Paris Hilton) . . .

In a recent statement taken by voraciously ethical and truthful gossip reporters, Kevin Federline alleges he is indeed a family man. At present, a team of linguists are still working to determine the definition of family. Is it a nuclear unit of humans that live together in a nurturing stable environment, or a trail of white trash spawn, abandoned and forgotten like puppies in the river? We may never know.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that he’s not 100 percent pimp. In an interview with E! News, he claims, “I am a family man and that is me, that is the truth, that is in all honesty.” (source)

Kevin Federline isn’t fit to care for a lump of coal, let alone anything that breathes and requires food. Between Britney and Kevin, it’s a wonder Sean and Jayden haven’t worked out a plan to escape that involves a marbles, a makeshift ladder, a cell phone, the family dog and dressing up in little tuxedos while playing musical instruments. Babies in tuxedos are cute!

So what does Kristen Bell have to do with Britney and Kevin? Nothing. She’s just so cute it makes me giggle.