Kristen Bell
Kristin Bell is Off The Market Too
Feb 1st
Kristin Bell is a hottie totty bo botty. I am not sure what that is but she is pretty good looking. She decided that the day after the Grammy’s when everyone was paying attention to the tabloids would be a good attention whore move to announce her engagement. Just like Drew Barrymore.
I am a little upset about this engagement though. Not because I think I have a chance with her cause I spend way too much time stalking Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila to give a shit about some c-list blondie. But the fact that she is going to tie the knot with Dax Shepard that has an expression on his face twenty four hours a day like he just got done sucking down a whip-it makes me queazy. This guy epitomizes what a crack head looks like.
Spike TV Hosts the Best Looking Award Shows!
Dec 10th
Hey, I don’t know if Tila Tequila is gay for pay (i.e. pretending to be bisexual on her reality show since it means a fat paycheck), and I don’t care . . . but I do care that she showed up at SPIKE TV’s Video Game Awards looking adorable as always. And, she wasn’t the only hot girl there. I’ll give it to SPIKE TV–hands down they always have the best looking attendees and presenters at their award shows. I mean first the “Scream Awards” was packed full of tasty starlet hotness, and now the “Video Game Awards” is following suit . . . not to mention the TV channel hosts the HOOTERS Swimsuit Pageant.
Damn. This channel is brilliant. Evidence of their commitment to hotness at their awards shows is below . . .
Kristen Bell Must Have a Naughty Side
Nov 30th
I’m not that familiar with Complex magazine, but I certainly commend them on their holiday issue cover girl, Kristen Bell. Kristen is adorable, yet there’s something naughty about her. I bet after a couple of drinks she’s up for some kinky fun. I’m definitely going to have to get this issue of Complex and see what the cover caption stating “The Heroes Star Meets Fanboys Under the Mistletoe” looks like. Notice that Complex cites that Kristen will be meeting fanboys–plural. Dirty little girl!
Speaking of naughty, here’s a profile of those whore’s you hate to love, The Suicide girls.
They Can Scream for Me Anytime
Oct 22nd
Thanks to this weekend’s Spike TV’s “Scream Awards,” there were no hot actresses left floating around the streets of L.A. Nope, they were all at the Greek Theater, indeed. The Scream Awards are supposedly a celebration of the year’s best in Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Comics, but I’m pretty sure it’s a veritable celebration of the best in T&A.
I have to hand it to Spike TV for getting Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Kristanna Loken, and Jessica Biel in the same room. Though, had Spike also provided the girls with champagne, a hot tub, a false assurance of privacy, and then a live internet feed, it would have made for an even more interesting evening. But, I digress . . .
Check out the hotness at the Scream Awards, as well as the crumbs (i.e. Paris Hilton) . . .
