And she’s making… me so horny… see what I did there? I mixed my Asian references. Like NatGeo!

I hope I don’t offend anyone by this but I would wear that fortune cookie inside out.

Beedy, beedy, beep, beep…beep, beep beeeep. BONG!

Kirsten Dunst is a mega hot hottie and I want her to stay that way and not become a train wreck because nothing would make my boner cry more if I saw her all boozed up with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth like Amy Winehouse. She was seen the other night at the Tropicana stumbling around drunk when she was supposed to be over a year sober. She stayed for a little while in Utah’s Cirque Lodge which is where a lot of celebrities go to say bye bye to escaping reality.

She looks pretty good in the photo so I don’t think her life is going to take a violent downward spiral after this but I am skeptical. I am thinking that if she doesdecide to start drinking again, there is one benefit. Poor judgement. Poor judgement leads to doing just about anything to get a role in a movie which means taking your clothes off. Poor judgement also sometimes leads to sex tapes leaked onto the internet but I am not going to hold my breath for that. So bottoms up Snaggletooth! Let’s hope something good comes of this.

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Links that flunked out of AA

A Lindsay Lohan sex tape might be coming soon- IDLYITW

Kerry Katona got arrested- Holy Moly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Who’s ready for the end of Nip/Tuck ?- popbytes

Anna Paquin nude photos from True Blood- Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Aniston is a great friend- IDLYITW

I have a lot of sympathy for stalkers. They aren’t really “stalkers.” They are just really big fans. Snaggletooth should be flattered that someone wants to trespass on her property and take pictures through her bathroom window. It is a compliment. I personally enjoy going through the trash for old credit card information. Celebrities have a lot of money, they won’t miss it.

Christopher Richard Smith has gotten a temporary restraining order placed against him until Dec.22. After that date police will review the situation to see if the order needs to be extended. Thank God. That order could have elapsed over Christmas time. Now these two lovebirds can spend the holidays together with out the pesky “law enforcement” getting involved.

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Dirty south links y’all

It’s The Great Recession, Charlie Brown- IBBB

Britney Spears was on Good Morning America- Allie Is Wired

Shalom Harlow is naked- Drunken Stepfather

Joe Jonas’ girlfriend wants sex- notorious news

Shauna Sand is in an abusive relationship- d-listed

Jessica Alba has a cute ass- I Don’t Want Your Life

Kim Kardashian has bangs- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Jon Stewart has a girlfriend- Geno’s World

I smell threesome- Celebrity Dirty Laundry