Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Is Blonde, Still Pretty
Apr 27th
Kim Kardashian surprised a lot of people when she was photographed with blond hair. Now I could insert a blond joke here, but these are more like highlights then they are “Marilyn Monroe” blond. Of course the change in color might not be purposeful at all. I hear when you let too many guys jizz on your head, your hair changes shades.
Either way, she could dye her hair blue like that douche bag Perez Hilton and I would still want to put it in her butt. As much fun as I would like to make about the brunettes new look, it isn’t for real. It is a wig. But now since she digs it so much, she is thinking about dying it for real. I say go for it. Cause any small change in look would be a vast improvement for a boring socialite. Of course if she did that, she would be asked if the carpet matched the drapes. And that would mean more Kim Kardashian nude pictures. Please dye it, please dye it, please dye it.
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Links that have a shaved head
Lindsay Lohan still looks good in a bikini- IDLYITW
Salma Hayek’s e-mail address got hacked- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag had her vows written on her hand- IBBB
Is that Britney Spears’ tampon? – Allie Is Wired
I like Mary Boobs, I mean Cary- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel advertises her new ass floss- Celeb News Wire
Powder Blue is going straight to dvd- IDLYITW
Boris Johnson is doing something- Holy Moly
Zac Efron is greasy- yeeeah
Hayden Panettiere is violent- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Katie Holmes is beautiful again. – popbytes
Tori Spelling is kissing. Gross. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hilary Duff wears short shorts- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Creed is reuniting- Geno’s World
Beyonce Knowles tops box office weekend- notorious news
Kim Kardashian Sticks Up For LiLo
Mar 17th
Recently Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson have been fighting. They have actually been fighting non stop for about 4 weeks. But recently when the paparazzi and the police showed up to Ronson’s residence where Lohan was and everyone heard the fighting going on inside that resulted in a broken window, it brought the problems to light.
Kim Kardashian is not having any of it though and is sticking up for Lohan. She says, ” It’s so sad that there is such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home.” She goes on to discuss the broken window. “I mean, when have you not thrown something when you’re mad?” I am just curious as to what was thrown. A dildo? A straight porn tape? Many questions come into my mind when contemplating the specifics of the LiLo SamRo hook up. I am sure things will clear up when they both realize that these fights are the only thing keeping them in the press. I mean what do they do? Sam deejays, and Lindsay, drinks red bull? Wears spandex? Acts erratically? If you chose all of the above congratulations! You have just won $1,000,000! Not really but you wouldn’t know what to do with the money anyway.
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DJ AM is suing- IDLYITW
The City recap- IBBB
$500,000 spent on crack. That is pretty high- Holy Moly
Rebecca Romijn has mom boobs- Drunken Stepfather
Nice cleavage Megan- I Don’t Want Your Life
Desperate lesbians- yeeeah
Clive Owen is for the ladies- IDLYITW
Anna Faris has a sexy ass crack- Celeb News WireÂ
A Kate Moss nipple slip- Allie Is Wired
A Kate Moss nipple slip and upskirt all in one shot! Nice. – popbytes
Brenda Acevedo is Miss Howard TV of the year- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Alyson Hannigan is hot even though she is pregnant- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Oh yea, and happy St.Pattys Day. – notorious news
Breasts, Kardashian Style
Jan 25th
The Heath Ledger story is rightfully dominating celebrity news, but it’s too sad to me to talk about so I’m going in the opposite direction and adding a little levity to today’s post. Levity in the form of two of the Kardasian sisters half-dressed. Now onto my observations on pictures of Kim and Kourtney:
1) Kim has saddlebags–check out the last photo below. It’s very rare that the public sees her hips without clothing on and unphotoshopped–usually on the beach she covers up in a towel. Now she was caught in the act so to speak, and I see a little saddlebag there on the photo right!
2) Saddlebags aside, Kim has an awesome, voluptuous body. I’m pretty sure her boobs are real too, and we’ll all be seeing a lot more of them since she is one of the new models for Travis Barker’s Famous Stars and Straps clothing line.
3) I’m totally crushing on Kim’s bathingsuit! Kourtney’s? Nah, not so much.
4) It looks a little too windy to be out on the beach in Miami. Oh wait, how else to better draw paparazzi attention than in very little clothing, i.e. bathing suits? Okay, now I get it, ladies!
Christmas Hollywood Style: Broth, Bones, and Boobs
Dec 27th
While I gained five pounds binging on desserts and shit over the holidays, Hollywood girls found more productive uses for their time:
Jennifer Love Hewitt volunteered at an L.A. Soup Kitchen preparing meals for the homeless, and looking quite cute with Santa I may add. Meanwhile, Nicky Hilton was showing off her bronzed, bony body on vacation with her family in Maui. Note Paris’ beach get-up which I’m certain came from a vintage shop circa 1988. Nicolette Sheridan was also at a beach on Christmas–she and boyfriend Michael Bolton hung out in St. Barts where she showed the paparazzi she was no Jennifer Love Hewitt. Seriously, the woman is nearly 45 and looks friggin’ incredible! Finally, Kim Kardashian did some holiday shopping with Reggie Bush who will be just another “friend” who she gets mad about at the media for portraying her as sleeping with. No worries, KK–we know that you just have a lot of male friends and that the only guy you’ve had sex with is Ray-J. Yeah right.
