Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Nude : Redux
Sep 14th
Can I borrow some sugar?
Okay, so I’ve been holding on to most of these for while because a certain Men’s Magazine get’s their crotchless panties all in a wad when you post their pictures, even though is obviously fair use and it actually drives sales. But I digress. Kim Kardashian is nude. YOU HEAR THAT GOOGLE? These pics are from the photo shoot Kim did a while back for the men’s magazine in question. Some made into to glossy stapled glory and some (read: the ones without nipples) made it into the “outtake” pile. Which is just another way of saying, ‘how can we squeeze the last drop of rights management out of these once Kim starts to lose her relevance?’
But, I being a pervy blogger professional journalist, like to give credit where credit is due. First off you can thank the folks who emblazoned these pics with the little bunny for the photography. I’d also like to thank Kim Kardashian for having huge tits and wanting to show them off like a famemongering whore. And lastly, I’d like to thank Kim’s dad for setting a murderer free. God Bless America. And Twins!
The nipple ratio is so high I had to put the pic after the jump…enjoy. Feel free to not sue me.
Kim Kardashian is a Racer!
Jul 13th
VROOM VROOM! I’m a racer…
This is Kim Kardashian dressed ridiculously at some promotion for some asinine product that WOW playahs will be pouring over their man tits after they get the 20th degree nerd fatty badge in the enchanted forest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for senseless cleavage and Armenian DSL’s, but I’m still confused as to why this chick is famous. Let’s ask her…
Fatback Media: So K-Kard, nice tits B.tha.dub… So Kimbo, why are you so famous?
Kim Kard: Well, first of all my daddy helped free a murderer, then um, oh yeah I sucked that dude’s pole on a Vivid ™ video. Maybe you’ve heard of it? Kim Kardashian Superstar ™? (All Rights Reserved)
FM: I’m sure I have no idea..
KK: Also, I was naked in Playboy, which you know is like, a HUGE honor.
FM: Yeah, that’s what they tell me. But don’t you feel like you’re just exploiting yourself at the expense your self respect…Bwahahahah, I’m just fucking with you. Let’s see them titties!
KK: …
FM: I’ve got some blow and a Flip camera…
KK: [ziiiiiip.....]
There you have it folks. Truly one of our generation’s greatest heroes. *makes motorboat noise*
Kim Kardashian Wants to Have Puppies
Oct 21st
Kim Kardashian is sick of seeing her sisters do so well and she is left in the dust has a has been Playmate and is not really famous for doing anything in particular. She says she wants to have a kid and get married before she is 30. I think that is a pretty good goal but you have to settle down first.
The last thing this world needs is another Kardashian running around violating couches across the world with their giant ass. Also, someone should tell Kim that you can not get pregnant by letting another guy pee in your mouth. You get the jist of it but it is the wrong liquid going in the wrong hole.
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Links that are artificially inseminated
Hilary Duff has nipple pokies- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Peaches Geldof is modeling- Holy Moly
Adam Lambert has a new music video out- popbytes
Britney Spears settles lawsuit, ruins see through moment- Amy Grindhouse
The Hills recap- IBBB
Nicole Richie shows off her latest offspring- notorious news
Kelly Brook is cleavagey nice- IDLYITW
This calendar is nuts!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde, No One Cares
Aug 10th
This is when you know there is not shit for news out there on a Monday. When todays top story is Kim Kardashian dying her hair blonde. She is pretty much famous for being famous and makes news just going to restaurants anyway so I am not too surprised. On the upside she looks really good. And she is single so I actually have a shot at banging her. Right guys? Right?
Here she is photographed at The Teen Choice Awards even though she has practically no business being there but she is good at stuff like that. The only beef I have is the fact that she didn’t go all the way blonde. She has blonde highlights really not full on blonde hair. I figured an attention whore like her would do what most media freaks would do and go full on platinum blonde. Either way I want to see her naked so I am going to dig up an old issue of Playboy while the rest of the world beats off to a pic from the green carpet. Suckers!
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Links that are bald
Lindsay is losing her hair- IDLYITW
2009 Teen Choice Awards winners- Allie Is Wired
Heather Graham is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Sienna Miller hates Sienna Miller’s movies- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Sharon Stone is topless- IDLYITW
