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Kim Kardashian is sick of seeing her sisters do so well and she is left in the dust has a has been Playmate and is not really famous for doing anything in particular. She says she wants to have a kid and get married before she is 30. I think that is a pretty good goal but you have to settle down first.

The last thing this world needs is another Kardashian running around violating couches across the world with their giant ass. Also, someone should tell Kim that you can not get pregnant by letting another guy pee in your mouth. You get the jist of it but it is the wrong liquid going in the wrong hole.

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This is when you know there is not shit for news out there on a Monday. When todays top story is Kim Kardashian dying her hair blonde. She is pretty much famous for being famous and makes news just going to restaurants anyway so I am not too surprised. On the upside she looks really good. And she is single so I actually have a shot at banging her. Right guys? Right?

Here she is photographed at The Teen Choice Awards even though she has practically no business being there but she is good at stuff like that. The only beef I have is the fact that she didn’t go all the way blonde. She has blonde highlights really not full on blonde hair. I figured an attention whore like her would do what most media freaks would do and go full on platinum blonde. Either way I want to see her naked so I am going to dig up an old issue of Playboy while the rest of the world beats off to a pic from the green carpet. Suckers!

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Kim Kardashian surprised a lot of people when she was photographed with blond hair. Now I could insert a blond joke here, but these are more like highlights then they are “Marilyn Monroe” blond. Of course the change in color might not be purposeful at all. I hear when you let too many guys jizz on your head, your hair changes shades.

Either way, she could dye her hair blue like that douche bag Perez Hilton and I would still want to put it in her butt. As much fun as I would like to make about the brunettes new look, it isn’t for real. It is a wig. But now since she digs it so much, she is thinking about dying it for real. I say go for it. Cause any small change in look would be a vast improvement for a boring socialite. Of course if she did that, she would be asked if the carpet matched the drapes. And that would mean more Kim Kardashian nude pictures. Please dye it, please dye it, please dye it.

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