Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook is Single
Apr 23rd
Kelly Brook just broke up with Billy Zane. While, I’m saddened by the fact that Billy will now have to serve Satan for eternity because his deal has expired, mostly I’m just saying, holyfuckyes!.
The 28-year-old former Big Breakfast presenter has decided she is too young to marry.
Billy, 42, is now moving back to Los Angeles for good after moving out of their £1million farmhouse in Kent.
A source told The Sun: “After much soul-searching, Kelly decided that Billy is not the man she wants to marry and has called off the engagement. (Daily Mail)
Now if you please, Kelly and I would appreciate your prayers and a little privacy while we break some biblical taboos.
Oh, if you’ve forgotten what Kelly Brook looks like naked you can look into my bedroom. Or Go here (NSFW)
Kelly Brook has lingerie
Nov 9th
Kelly Brook is one of those UK girls with big tits who are famous for having big tits and getting naked, but the problem is that Kelly Brook is now so famous in the UK, that she really doesn’t have to get naked anymore. She just goes around to places selling her crappy line of perfume and bikinis. Or her lingerie like she did at a New Look Store yesterday. It really becomes a problem when Brook can’t even be bothered to model any of it and hires models. At least I think they’re models. The one on the far right is kinda hot, but I’m almost positive the one in red was born a man. And I’m not sure the tall one is even human. I don’t know what she did after the show but there’s a good chance that her to do list may have include “terrorize villagers.”
