Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook Needs Spongebath
Feb 24th
Does anyone have a moist towelette?
Man, if there’s one thing I love it’s naked women. Especially naked British women with huge natural boobs and a landing stripped vajajay. So, can anyone tell me WTF happened here? I mean, I still have a boner, but I have an urge to sniff Pine-Sol and that makes me confused. Fucking photographers. Leave to an “artist” to fuck up and spank-bankable naked women in a photoshoot. This kind of reminds me of that time your mom went crazy got naked and tried to kill me. Except that was my mom. Ok, boner is officially gone. I need a tissue.
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- Does any one have a moist towelette?
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- Do I have something on my face?
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- Did you eat the God damn lipstick?
Kelly Brook is Nude, Smiley
Aug 17th
If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to...
Kelly Brook nude with photoshop in all the wrong places… Click here for the full Kelly Brook Nude photoshoot. PUTTIN’ ONNA RITZ!
Kelly Brook Hates Germs
Jul 29th
I don’t know where to start with this one, kids. First, Kelly Brook is ridiculously pretty but her dress looks like the one my “confirmed bachelorette” great aunt Lucille used to wear at the pool when I was kid. She sure could throw a baseball. The shoes are hot but what’s up with GD gloves, Howard Hughes? If she was going for Old Hollywood chic, she failed. She looks like she works in a lab with the guy from SAW III. If Kelly Brook came at me naked with those gloves on, I’d be checking the floor for a plastic drop cloth and scanning for exits. Also, in pic 2, apparently Kelly Brook is seven feet tall. But I think can still take her.
More naked Kelly Brook than you can shake a stick at and some helpful links for you slackers.
You Failed.
May 1st
This is Kelly Brook, whom you may not recognize here because she’s usually in a bikini and/or naked and for some reason she’s dressed like someone’s mom. Maybe she thinks she’s so hot that she can wear clothes circa Magnum PI and pull it off. Maybe she thinks dressing like my mom is the way to my heart. Well it’s not Kelly. Not even if you were driving a green reliant K car and smoking a Kool menthol.
