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The LA Times is reporting that Katherine Heigl is not being considered for an Emmy this year, even though she won best supporting actress in last year’s ceremony. Was it because she’s a sanctimonious bitch and just didn’t cut the mustard this year? Hells no! Here’s what she had to say:

“I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention,” she tells Gold Derby. “In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.” (LA Times)

Wow, I’ve never seen such a brilliant display of narcissism, sanctimony and condescension in such a concise, well crafted sentence. She should get an award for that. However, I don’t think they have a “Best Actress Who Is Really Hot, But Is Now A Burned Out Rotten Bitch And Hates Everyone And Never Shuts The Fuck Up About It“, Award. Too bad. Here’s Katharine as she should be: seen and not heard.

Or maybe Katherine Heigl lost her skirt. Whatever. The point is that she’s in underwear. But Katherine didn’t go all Anne Heche and start wandering the streets of L.A. half-dressed–nope, she’s filming “The Ugly Truth,” and the underwear look was part of the scene. IMDB tells me that the plot of the “The Ugly Truth” is:

“A romantically challenged morning show producer (Heigl) is reluctantly embroiled in a series of outrageous tests by her chauvinistic correspondent (Butler) to prove his theories on relationships and help her find love. His clever ploys, however, lead to an unexpected result.”

Hmmm, Gerard Butler could go all crazy on Heigl’s ass and sell her to sex slavery or a torture chamber, but I’m guessing the film is a comedy and that the “unexpected result” is actually the most expected one–that Heigl and Butler get together. Furthermore, I’m rather certain that Katherine’s character is “romantically challenged” by her choice in underwear–I mean tighty-whities are attractive in a very, very limited number of scenarios!

My sentiments exactly, Katherine Heigl! I’d be freaked out upon seeing this lot of ladies as well. Seriously what is up with the clones?!? They are like Robert Palmer’s b’yatches in that old “Addicted to Love” video, only these are blonde and cheery instead of somber and robotic. Still and all, that shit freaks me out.

But what really freaks me out is how much money Katherine Heigl’s movie character theorectically would have had to have spent as a bridesmaid to have been in 27 weddings. Weddings ain’t cheap. Even for the most heinous bridesmaid dress you can pay a good $250, and that’s on the low side. Then factor in throwing a bridal shower, buying a gift for that, buying a wedding gift, and buying clothes for the entire weekend of never-ending events. So, figure on $1,000. And yet the new film “27 Dresses” wants us to believe that their main character has been a bridesmaid in 27 weddings. Listen, if someone is insane enough to be okay with spending upwards of $27,000 to be in their friends’ weddings you don’t have to think too hard about why that person is always a bridesmaid and never a bride.

Anyway, some hot girlies showed up at Katherine Heigl’s big premier night . . . and some not-so-hot ones. You can judge who is who . . .

It is rare for Miss Lennox to actually admire a woman in Hollywood, so having a girl crush on is extremely rare for me . . . but Katherine Heigl is it and I’m proclaiming it to the world! I love Katherine Heigl!

Katherine is a perfect mix of gorgeous yet humble, with a little bit of goofy thrown in. She’s like Jennifer Anniston for a new generation. She looked amazing at the Emmy’s last night–resplendent in white, and seemingly minus a few pounds since she started Grey’s Anatomy.

I totally want to go shopping with her, share makeup tips, talk about the colors for her upcoming wedding, compare notes on our respective blond hair colors, get tipsy on mimosas, put my hand on her thigh while laughing about something dumb my boyfriend did, stop laughing, start touching, and . . . oops, did I just write that?

Uhhhhh, anyway, I absolutely adore this girl!

Howdy, folks, Emily here, sending you a delightful photo of Grey’s Anatomy hottie Katherine Heigl with snake at the Tao Laz Vegas first anniversary.(Photo)

Women and snakes go together like vodka and a fist full of Xanax. Super hot women and snakes are a combination more lethal than Danny Smith’s drug overdose (RIP!) Seeing that snake reminds me of the time I caught Sister Edwards gathering chicken bones for her hoodoo spell to invoke on her husband. Allegedly, he was caught in the bathroom stall with his secretary in a decidedly un-Godly state. The preacher said in order to officially repent her sin of burning-hot resentment, she had to stand in the pulpit with a rattlesnake, praying for deliverance of the demons that lay at her doorstep. The Lord would forgive her if she faced the snake unharmed. After her cleansing, the congregation gathered in celebration in the dining hall for fried chicken and sweet potatoes while EMS administered the anti-venom. Ahhh, sweet memories. The south rulez!

Here are a couple of more pictures of Katherine and her goodly presence.