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Ugh! I hate it when I read the news and see the worst news a perv like me can hear. Kate Winslet is no longer going to do nude scenes. Now you probably already got your fix with The Reader where she is naked like 99.9% of the time. I would love to post screen shots from that movie but that would be considered NSFW and there is an entire section of the website dedicated to that.

Now this is not completely terrible. I would love to see some more of Kate Winslet nude but if you have seen any of her recent scenes then you know she is starting to get a little saggy up top. I’d still bang her though. She says,” I think I won’t do it again: A. I can’t keep getting away with it, and B. I don’t want to become’ that actress that always gets her kit off.’” I love how British people talk. Her kit. It means something else entirely here in the states. This might come as terrible news to Kate Winslet but she has been “that actress” for fucking years now. She has been getting nude in practically all her movie since Titanic. I doubt for some reason that she will stand by her statement that there will be no more nude scenes. If she does go nude again, I will put her back in my spank bank. Deal Winslet? I am glad we agree. Don’t you agree? Very well.

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Links that get naked just for fun

Elizabeth Berkley has a great rack- IBBB

Danielle Lloyd pulls a Lindsay Lohan- Holy Moly

Paris Hilton’s parents must be so proud- Drunken Stepfather

Kisses- I Don’t Want Your Life

Clive Owen is the man! – yeeeah

Mickey Rourke= Humpty Dumpty- Celeb News Wire

Paris Hilton raps with Snoop Dogg- Allie Is Wired

A Natalie Imbruglia upskirt- IDLYITW

Tori Spelling shouldn’t be famous- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

It is not hard to see why Miley Cyrus is banging Justin Gaston- popbytes

Jessica Simpson isn’t going to lose any weight any time soon- Geno’s World

Just when you start to idolize a guy because he gets to kiss hot chicks on the big screen, they come out and say shit like kissing that hot girl in question was like kissing a distant family member. What the fuck? If I ever kissed a Hollywood starlet the last thing I would say is that kissing her was like kissing a family member. I mean that has to be an insult to the girl right? And the last time I checked girls feelings are very sensitive especially when you call them bad kissers.

Want to get a good review Kate? Kiss me. I will tell everyone that kissing you was like kissing a million little fairies that had electricity in their skin. Yea. Top that DiCaprio. Of course Leonardo only said that because he truly didn’t know what to say when questioned about kissing a girl. His honest truthful answer was, “Oh my God it was so icky. Girl lips have cooties. I like boys.” I like DiCaprio as an actor just like most people do but let’s face it, that isn’t Playboy he is beating his meat to in the bathroom. It is probably Playgirl. If Playgirl was still around. I mean, how would I know if Playgirl was still around? I don’t read that! You wanna fight? You wanna have a push up contest?

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Links that kissed a girl and they liked it

Miranda Kerr is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Joaquin Phoenix still looks like a bum- yeeeah

Attention whores unite! – popbytes

Miley Cyrus is still sleazy- I Don’t Want Your Life

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still together- notorious news

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Madonna looks fugly no matter what she does- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hayden Panettiere is addicted to her crackberry- The Bastardly

Barack Obama has a star studded performance for his inauguration- Geno’s World

Julia Roberts says fuck like 5 times!- Allie Is Wired