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The Daily mail is just full of good stories today. This one is about Amy Winehouse stealing cocaine from Kate Moss’ purse. Of course the claim is coming from a money hungry drug addict who will say just about anything for a quick buck. That’s right, it is coming from Amy Winehouse’s ex Blake Fielder-Civil.

He also claims in the story that Amy became addicted to heroin when he gave her some one night. Again, might be a lie might be true. Apparently Amy stole some coke from Kate Moss’ purse that is just as big of a drug addict as Amy but she doesn’t go to rehab because she is pretty. Kate was so drunk that she didn’t even notice the two grams of the drug missing from her purse. Next week I think that Blake Fielder-Civil will claim he shot big foot and give pictures to the press of him after being abducted by aliens. Anything is possible with this dude.

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Kate Moss is kind of a diva. And she has every right to be. She is the highest paid model in world history and one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Recently during a Roberto Cavalli photo shoot she showed up late and in a grumpy mood. This wasn’t looked well upon by the other people working at the shoot. After arriving she went into hair and make- up and demanded beer after beer.

I have been in that situation before, you are sitting in the chair and you just want that shit to be over. OK so I have never technicallybeen in a hair and make- up chair, but I am a diva and some day I will pout in a hair chair and demand people to get me Starbucks. In this situation the only question that comes to mind is, where the hell does she put it? She weighs like 85 pounds and is sitting there slugging back brew after brew. Does she just instantly turn the beer into urine and piss it all out minutes after drinking them? While I contemplate how she does this, here are some more pics of Kate Moss.

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Rocker Pete Doherty and supermodel Kate Moss have announced their wedding date. Never a couple to let debilitating addiction stand on their way, the lush event will be held in January in Spain.

The day after Babyshambles announced they have postponed the rest of their tour to give Doherty more time for rehab, we now hear Pete and Kate have set a wedding date. The big event will apparently take place on January 16th, 2007 in the notorious party town of Ibiza, Spain. January 16th also happens to be Kate’s 33rd birthday. The event will cost an estimated $3.7 million dollars and will be attended by Sir Elton John, Sir Richard Branson, Jude Law and Jade Jagger. The couple plans to sell their wedding pictures to the highest bidder and then honeymoon in the United States. (source)

Holy shit, Pete Doherty is hot. But OMG not. I wish the best of luck to the emaciated, ghostly pair. Nothing like getting married in a raucous European party city to keep the rehab in check. I think you’d probably be more successful at scrubbing the crabs off your pubes with Paris Hilton’s pubes than you would staying off drugs in Ibiza. The last time I attended a junkie wedding in Europe, I woke up the next day with sticky hair, a hangover, a shamrock tattoo down there and a used IUD. Don’t ask. Do you suppose the party favors will include a needle and a spoon? I’m awful.