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Kevin Federline is attempting to lose all the weight that he has put on since breaking up with Britney Spears and he is doing that by being featured on Celebrity Fat Club. I have seen the show before and it specializes in d-listers and basically talentless celebrities. Of course K-Fed is right up their alley.

I doubt he will take it all off but some fatty from High School Musical is saying that he is doing really well. KayCee Stroh is saying, ” Kevin is really a trooper. He’s actually quite shy and quiet and soft-spoken. But when he pipes in, he’s very funny and really witty.” KayCee is the fatty from High School Musical that only had a few talking roles because Disney wants to portray the idea that it is ok to be fat. It is not ok but that is what Disney is trying to portray. Bastards.

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Kevin Federline becomes my idol more and more as time passes. Not only is the gold digger to end all gold diggers but the dude has spent a good amount of that money on the best thing on earth…FOOD! You can see his weight gain in the pic above. That isn’t a pillow underneath his shirt, the dude is fat.

When reporters questioned Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex, at the HBO post Emmy party about his weight she said, “He doesn’t care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.” I am not sure the word “beautiful” is the word I would use to describe his weight gain but whatever works for her. I am not quite sure what the fuck Shar Jackson was doing at an HBO after party but she must have known someone (K-Fed) who knew someone (Britney Spears) to get her pathetic ass through the door.

What is really weird about his weight gain is that almost all of the fat went to his stomach. He doesn’t have a double chin and he doesn’t have fat billowing from his wrists. It is all stomach. I guess cause that is where the food goes. Dude needs to jump on a treadmill before he gets type 2 diabetes.

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Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).

Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.

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