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This is Joss Stone kissing a girl in her new film (in production) called Snappers. It’s an independent film. Indie films can be hit or miss, but any film can be made 900% better by adding two girls kissing. They teach that in film school.

Bad director? Crappy script? WHAT TO DO?

TWO. GIRLS. KISSING.

According to IMDB this film is about a girl who moves to Devon and BLAHBLAHBLAH two girls kissing! So I’m pretty sure this one is gonna kill at the box office. Here’s list of movies that could have been a lot better with two girls kissing and their new tag lines.

1. Schindler’s List- Yes we killed some jews, but 2 girls kissing!
2. Titanic- DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
3. The Departed – DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
4. Blood Diamond – DiCaprio dies, but 2 girls kissing!
5. Showgirls- 2 girls kissing and more 2 girls kissing!

On second thought, I think Showgirls would probably still suck. But I’d watch it.

 

Young Brit singer Joss Stone thinks she’s unlucky in love. Maybe it’s because she’s dating the wrong kind of guys..err..girls..err human?

The 20-year-old, who has been desperate to be in a relationship since splitting from her first love Beau Dozier in 2005, is now considering giving up on men altogether. Joss told Britain’s The Times magazine: “I think I’ll have to turn lesbian. “Every girl my age wants to be in a relationship. I haven’t had one in two years and look how that ended. I only wish I had something to tell the gossip columnists.” (source)

See, now that’s the kind of gossip I like to read over my morning cup of joe. Nothing gets my day started quite like young, prurient lesbionage. Actually, nothing gets my day started quite like Marco the house boy’s cocktail of steamy pool sex and vodka crans, but I suppose a 20 year old bitter girl turning to lesbianism is a close second, especially if said girl is wicked hot like Joss Stone. She’s scary, like I’ll stab you with a Sharpie in the middle of the night, laugh until the cops come then act surprised to learn you have ink poisoning kinda scary. Seems a little rash to jump sexes with one soured relationship, but far be it for me to deny her time to explore the softer side and ultimately the private videos that will land on You Tube, then the endless phone calls from mom asking what the fuck? Fuckin’ A, I knew I should’ve said no. Fuck you.