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Jessica Simpson is an entrepreneur folks. That’s right. She’s just invested in a little beer company in Texas called Stampede. Stampede Light purports to be the beer of the recycling, world conscious, beer drinker who realizes that normal beer just doesn’t have enough vitamins in it. Does Stampede have vitamins? Who the hell knows? Their a little sketchy on the ingredients. What they do have is a hot chick with big tits in a cowboy hat telling us that we should drink it. And by God, we will. God Bless the U-S-A.

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The “scandal” this week was Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo having dinner at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas when they were reportedly broken up. The real scandal? Using the number 9[!] as a letter in the name of steakhouse!! OMG!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo looked every bit the happy couple at N9NE Steakhouse in Dallas. “They were holding hands, in a good mood and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They looked like they were on a date together.”

The public display of affection was in keeping with the couple’s last high profile date - Simpson’s sister Ashlee’s wedding, where they were “kissing and holding hands throughout the night.” (PEOPLE)

Um. There’s a word for what Tony Romo is doing with Jessica Simpson - and it ain’t dating. It’s bootycall. The cool thing is that her dad set all this up as publicity for her. So I guess as far as pimps go, he’s got the kindest heart.

Jessica Simpson is reported furious that her sister Ashlee Simpson’s recent engagement to boyfriend Pete Wentz may attract more attention than she’s getting lately.

Not to be upstaged, Jessica is now reportedly betrothed to her football star boyfriend Tony Romo.

TMZ reports that an insider revealed to Star magazine, “Jessica would love nothing more than to get married before Ashlee.

It upsets her that her little sister will be married and she won’t. She gets jealous when Ash gets more attention.”

The latest rumour came about after it was overheard that Jessica’s friends were toasting to her “happiness” late last week at P. Diddy’s Hollywood party. (CMR)

There are so many referring sources there, that I just forgot what this post was about. Oh yeah. jessica Simpson is a jealous, catty bitch. She’s a smokin’ hot jealous catty bitch with DD’s so she can pretty much do whatever she wants. She could become the mayor of any major city in the US just by asking. It’s in the constitution. Oh yeah, she’s also our Southern Hottie of the Day (SHOTD) today.

Jessica Simpson recently celebrated her boyfriend (QB for the Dallas Cowboys) Tony Romo’s  birthday at a club called Suite, in Dallas. From the looks of it, it is actually a hotel suite in Dallas.

The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo’s 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.)

The get-together included a blue, star-shaped, No. 9 birthday cake – a nod to the Dallas Cowboys star’s jersey number – champagne, and lots of dancing at the crowded club.

At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang “Happy Birthday” to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake. (PEOPLE)

OF COURSE she sang happy birthday. Why wouldn’t she make his birthday all about her? “HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH…I said uh, HAPPA- BUTH DAAAA TUUUUH YUUUHHH.”

Check out the hot chick in the black dress firing mind bullets at Jessica. Jealous much?

I had no idea that Jessica Simpson’s agent hated her so much. Sure, she was allowed to make her “Blonde Ambition” movie that about 34 people in Texas went to see, but that’s not the worst of it. The worst of it is found splayed across May’s Esquire cover where Jessica’s agent allows her to appear SHAVING HER FACE on the cover of a major men’s magazine. I get that she’s recreating a classic 1965 Esquire cover with Italian actress Virna Lisa, but seriously y’all this can’t be helpful to her increasingly non-existent career. And I’d bet money that Daddy Joe ghostwrote the entire introduction to the article. With phrases describing Jessica as “hot as fresh milk,” with “breasts like plucked guinea hens,” and “a caviar body lacquered in barbeque sauce,” surely this is the stuff of creepy Joe getting way too excited while trying to describe his daughter and not that of a professional writer. You can decide for yourself–check out the text and additional pics of Jess from Esquire below . . .