Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba Shies Away From Latina Roles
Sep 2nd
Who wants tacos?
Jessica Alba recently told USA Today that she normally shies away from Latina roles, [like housekeeper, stripper, stripper housekeeper, vampire stripper housekeeper, teenage mom, teenage mom stripper housekeeper- Ed.] but she took the role of the sharp tongued, gritty INS agent in film Machete because the character was “an intelligent, fierce, independent woman”. Butter my tacos,  Joo Ess Aye Today.
“For me, I never wanted to reinforce any stereotypes about Latin women, and that was why I’ve shied away from Latin characters I’ve been offered. Most of them reinforced the stigmas. The women whom I grew up with are intelligent, strong women, and unless I read a woman being portrayed that way in a film, I didn’t want to play it.” (via)
I think its great that Yessica is standing up for her principles like that and not reinforcing stereotypes. I was just talking to Consuela, my teen housekeeper about this the other day. She totally nodded while we were talking. I think I’ll buy her daughter that pinata she’s been asking for.
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- Who wants tacos?
Jessica Alba Does the Bikini Thing
Aug 3rd
There are a lot of pictures of Jessica Alba frolicking on the beach with her douche bag boyfriend, or husband, who cares, Cash Warren. But these are the best ones. It is a shame she isn’t giving us a skintight undercarriage shot like she has in the past, but I will definitely settle for these.
Some people on Monday “get a case of the Mondays” but these definitely perked me right up stronger than a double shot of espresso. I just hope this Cash guy is appreciative of the piece of ass he has managed to pull in. If I were dating Jessica Alba, I would kneel down in front of a crucifix every night and cry and pray and thank God at least two dozen times a night. And then when Jessica would enter the room and ask me what I was doing I would turn to her, still on my knees, and wave my arms up and down and say “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”
Photo cred: Splash News
Links that prefer a nude beach
Jessica Simpson is drunk. Yay!- IDLYITW
Jordan has a new slut- Allie Is Wired
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dumpy- Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry bikini pictures- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini too- IDLYITW
I Said God Damn
Jul 11th
God. Damn. Jessica Alba somehow managed to get hotter two months after having her baby girl Honor Marie. There’s just something better about her. I can’t put my finger on it. Also, her baby just got paid.
TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.
We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved. (TMZ)
I guess you could look at it as a nice college fund, although that baby girl will never see a day of strife in her privileged, genetically superior life. My mom started a college fund for me when I was baby. Well actually she just stuck a pack of Kool’s in my Huggies Pull-ups and forgot about them. Eventually, I learned how to go potty by myself and she found them again. “Good times”, she said, “set for the day.”
Jessica Alba is different
May 5th
God damn Jessica Alba. I guess you can’t complain when one of the hottest chicks on the planet gets a fresh set of Giant Boobies, so I won’t. But pregnant girls kinda creep me out. They’re like pandas, they’re cute from far away but when you get close they just look freaky and might maul your face.
