Last night was the AMA’s and I was the only person on planet earth that watched Dexter and Californication  instead of that superficial bullshit. Though now looking back in hindsight I wish I had tuned in cause then I would see Jennifer Lopez bust her ass on line tv. She was standing on some dude’s back for some reason and when she went to dismount she fell on her ass.

I doubt she is seriously hurt because let’s face it, she has a lot of padding down there. Afterwards I called the AMAs and offered my services to J.Lo to massage her ass until it felt better but I got something called an ex par tay. Whatever the fuck that is. Though this isn’t as funny as Jennifer Lopez falling flat on her face but it is still pretty funny. Not funny faux pas funny haha.

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Links that have a healthy badonkadonk

Sofia Vergara should be everywhere all the time- IDLYITW

A lot of people won at the AMAs last night- Allie Is Wired

Shakira in a tight dress- Drunken Stepfather

John Mayer has his priorities straight- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

New Moon is popular- notorious news

Lady GaGa looked semi normal at the AMAs- IDLYITW

A Bai Ling nipple slip- Fatback Media (NSFW)

Jennifer Lopez is a very famous person. She is a successful musician and even an actress. Hell, we even have a nick name for her, J-Lo . So what the fuck is the deal with her suing baby stroller companies? Apparently a company called Silver Cross Ltd. used J-Lo and Skeletor’s likeness in their ads and tv commercials. This didn’t make J-Lo very happy. She has taken the company to court and wants $30 million for defamation of character or some shit.

They did however use that stroller at one time, and the pictures of them using the stroller is what the company used to whore their product. J-Lo hasn’t really been in the news recently so this may all be some sort of publicity stunt. J-Lo should be happy that her face is still in magazines and ads. I think like 2 years ago she made a cd but it was all in Spanish and I could not understand it. If times ever do get really rough for J-Lo, she can have a can crushing contest with Kim Kardashian with their asses. My money is on J-Lo because her ass has been consistently big since 2001 and Kim’s ass tends to get larger and smaller in the period of a few weeks or so.

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Tila Tequila is predictable- IDLYITW

Easy, breezy, beautiful Lindsay Lohan- IBBB

Jamie Foxx has a new shitty song- Allie Is Wired

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back in rehab- Celeb News Wire

Marissa Miller doesn’t need make-up- yeeeah

Miley Cyrus just bought a new car- I Don’t Want Your Life

Slumdog Millionaire actor gets beaten like a red headed step child- IDLYITW

Hilary Duff is chillin’ with poor people- Drunken Stepfather

Gotta take a dump? It’ll cost you- Holy Moly

Frankmusik has a new music video- popbytes

Katy Perry is the attention whore of the week- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rihanna has healed up nicely- Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Wino comes crawling back to hubby- notorious news

Jennifer Lopez has a pretty crappy singing career and if I am not mistaken her last cd was an all spanish cd that was released like 2 years ago. But remember, when she broke into Hollywood it wasn’t because of her pipes, it was acting that put her on the map. She is now thinking about resurrecting her acting career by starring in In The Heights which is a Broadway play or some shit. Her rep says, “She loves the play but is not Broadway bound.” I think that is a load of crap.

The chances that they will make this little play into a full blown movie just for the sake of J-Lo is not very likely, therefore she would be forcedto go to Broadway if she wants a chance of being taken seriously as an actress. I think she should do the obvious first and foremost, ditch Skeletor. Everyone knows that her relationship with Skeletor is on the rocks so she might as well dump his skinny ass and come back on the market. More people would show up to the play if people thought they would have a shot of hooking up with J-Lo afterwards. Watch out Skeletor, I am gunning for you. Oh and I hope J-Lo has fun and all that.

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Kim Kardashian is still working on her fitness video- Drunken Stepfather

Paris Hilton wants a new BFF- Allie Is Wired

Mischa Barton has a loser boyfriend- Holy Moly

A Mischa Barton nipple slip- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The naked cowboy is still alive- yeeeah

Hilary Duff makes out with a dolphin- I Don’t Want Youre Life

Brangelina show off their puppies- d-listed

Pamela Anderson is modeling- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mickey Rourke is a dirty old man- Geno’s World

AJ McLean is an addict- notorious news

Querida Mi Hija J-Lo,

People who don’t tell others when they are pregnant until the bump is like way too obvious seriously annoy me. But people who DENY they are pregnant and continue to deny that they are pregnant even when the bump is obvious are in a whole other class of pissoffability as far as Miss Lennox is concerned. And you, mi amiga, and denials of the significance of your bump have landed yourself there.

However, this picture which undeniably reveals the true state of your womb should definitively make you understand that we KNOW you are pregnant and that continual denial of your fetus is just not acceptable. It’s plain stupid at this point.

From the looks of that bump you are way past the hush-hush 12-week mark. So give it up. Your Roberto Cavalli get-up has revealed what we’ve all known for two months or so.

Now let’s turn our attention to how hot J-Lo used to look. I say “used to” because for the next few months and then until she loses her baby weight, well, I highly doubt we’re going to like looking at her photos.

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Jennifer Lopez no longer wants to be referred to as “J-Lo” fearing it only furthers her negative status as a diva. Blah, blah, who cares. Just don’t get rid of that junk in yo’ trunk, baby. I mean, no need for radical change.

Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.

The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but “got out of control and really crazy”.She added: “That’s all gone with the ridiculous stories about me throwing tantrums and insisting on Egyptian sheets. That’s all firmly in my past.” (source)

Silly, J-Lo. Don’t you know you’ll never be known otherwise in spite of your efforts? It’s like that fat kid in 1st grade with spaghetti stains on his shirt that ate all the lunches during nap time. He’ll always be known as Fatty. Or that slutty girl in high school who used to help “excercise”  the football team underneath the bleachers in exchange for prom queen nominations. I’ll never live that down. Err, I mean, she’ll never live that down. Oh go fuck yourselves. Here’s some more J-Lo in Italian Vanity Fair. Bon Jovi, questo di pasta! Mortadella!

Jennifer Lopez is considering the doctrine of Scientology to help her conceive. Superhot Socialite’s Life has the deets…

The MAID IN MANHATTAN star, who recently attended the Italian wedding of top celebrity Scientologist TOM CRUISE, is reportedly taking tips from actress LEAH REMINI, who used the religion’s doctrines when she was trying to conceive her first child. According to American publication Life + Style, Lopez became interested in Scientology when Remini confided in her that the religion helped her conceive. An insider tells the publication, “She’s starting to understand the cleansing process. It’s all about putting the positive energy where you want it.” The source insists Lopez and her husband MARC ANTHONY are unlikely to join the church because he’s a devout Catholic, but “he’s willing to let Jen do what she needs to make things happen.” (From Contact Music Via source)

I think Mark Anthony may not want to join Scientology because they may find out that he made his way into this world by punching a hole through someone’s chest and crawling out. I’ve seen prettier faces on medical cadavers. Eeek. I don’t “get” Scientology. I usually cleanse myself with the positive energy of a strappy pair of Jimmy Choos and a deep tissue massage (with release) using a stolen credit card.  But not yours. We’re friends like that.